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Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)
Feeling a bit blue and miserable? Garfield is the answer to the problem!
When I started to watch this, I was pretty much in a bad mood. After the ending I was a lot happier. If you're looking for a simple movie with no serious plot and/or a special principle, this is it. The happy ending and funny storyline makes out a perfect way to entertain yourself. Many people say, that this movie "s*cked", and also did the first part. Of course it did, if you compare it to "deep" movies like Se7en, The Godfather etc. They have a deeper meaning, they aren't meant just for entertainment. Garfield therefor is meant for just plain Saturday-night mood raising. Well, some people STILL say, that the movie sucked. They just don't get my point. Ah - the hell with them, this movie rocks!
P.S. Bill Murray is perfect as Garfield.
Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven (2002)
The most powerful game ever made
I got this game a few years ago. Even the local mall clerk said, that this is one hell of a good game. So I bought it. The game starts pretty rough. You have to make your way across the city, lose some thugs that are chasing your taxi and shooting at you and you can't even let them shoot Paulie nor Sam. :) Firstly you have to check out the beginning of the storyline. Be sure not to quit the prologue! The storyline itself is very good. Tommy Angelo, a lone cab driver in the US in the 1930's. He's out on a routine night shift when he decides to take a break. Suddenly he hears a crash behind the corner and two men with guns run towards him, telling him to get into the cab and drive fast. Voila! Your first mission! Hit the pedal to the metal and escape from two guys with a better car and... um... guns. (NB! They also seemed to be godlike. Once they hit a tram on full speed and they managed to catch me afterwards). So starts your career as a mafioso. There are many different assignments, starting with collecting money from bars, ending with assassinating city councilors during their birthday parties (on a god damn steamboat!). The game features have their own highs and lows. The "cop system" is more realistic than in other games. They even give you tickets for running red lights and speeding. ***ENDING SPOILER*** As many people have said, this game has a POWERFUL ending. The last mission, "Death of Art" is just stunning. The part where you find your best mate Paulie shot at his apartment, the part where you meet Sam at the art gallery and find out that he betrayed you and HE killed Paulie. Then of course there's the part where you kill all of Salieri's thugs and chase Sam down. The part where you fatally shoot him is just remarkable. The epilogue had been turned into a "shocker" too. In there you see Tommy already an old man, taking care of his garden. Then we see a 69' Ford parking itself in front of Tommy's home. Two guys come out and ask Tommy, if he is "Mr. Angelo". Though Tommy had a new name (he and his family got new identities after the big trial) he answered "yes". Then the taller man says "Mr. Salieri sends his regards" and the smaller one pulls out a Lupara (sawn-off) and shoots Tommy. Then we hear the final speech and the credits roll. ***ENDING SPOILER*** Thank you, Illusion Softworks, for making one of the best computer games ever made!
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
Sweet, merciful Jesus, why?
Once I saw a movie review, where the reviewer wrote something like "Why do the bad critics keep reviewing this like it's a piece of c---? All the children like it!". I expected this movie to be something similar. When the credits started running, though, i even try'd to watch it through the eyes of a five year old, but it still seemed terrible. Jesus Christ, even the storyline is a piece of dung! 3 kids whoop-ass ten men with machine guns?! Come on. Don't waste your time on watching this movie. Go do something useful, like get scored or something. Just don't watch this one. Please. It's for you're own sake. Okay, i even may like Hulk Hogan's way of plaing a bad guy, but why did he do it in this movie?!