"Ascension" is a very strange miniseries. It has a great idea but, the writers are either horrible at their jobs, or SyFy asked them to add as much sexuality as possible, no matter how little it makes sense to the plot.
The basic story is about a huge spaceship that was launched in the 1960s. The mission was to arrive at an earth-like planet and settle it so that the human race can live on, in the chance that something happens to Earth. At the time, the USA was in the middle of a cold war with Russia and so, President Kennedy decided to fund the mission over the fear of nuclear war.
When the story begins, it is 51 years into the mission and the society that lives on the ship is shocked and saddened by the murder of a young woman, which is the first murder to ever take place there. What starts off as an investigation into her death, turns into a long, annoying soap opera. There is a subplot about one of the men on the ship wanting to take over as captain, who is basically the leader of these people. The captain's wife is sleeping with the other guy, and the captain is sleeping with one of the young woman who lives on the ship. The amount of sex scenes, although they're very short and don't show much, are completely unnecessary and do nothing to drive the plot forward at all. In fact, if they completely got rid of that substory, the rest of the miniseries wouldn't suffer, in fact, it would benefit greatly. Something else about the women on the show is that almost all of them are blonde. I don't have problem with that but, it makes it a little confusing when they all look so much alike. It's also very hard to like these people when they're all sleeping with each other and lying all the time. There is also a young woman named Nora who is the daughter of the ship's main doctor. She has at least 4 different conversations with other people about how she should "have fun" before her husband is chosen for her and so she ends up dating two guys and creating a completely unnecessary love triangle. I can't imagine how anyone who would watch a SyFy miniseries would be interested in these ridiculous subplots that belong on a CW TV show like Gossip Girl.
There is also a character on the show named Christa who is a young girl who was friends with Lorelai, the murder victim, and was the one who found her body. Her character is shown early on to have some type of ESP, and psychic powers which eventually also leads to her having telekinetic abilities. Adding that to the show is both totally stupid but, also completely necessary since many parts of the story couldn't happen without her. The main plot of the show is very interesting so, it's unfortunate that we have to rely on such an unrealistic character to drive that plot further. I realize that the entire thing is unrealistic but, why have a character with special powers? Also, the girl couldn't be more annoying. She goes from being very serious, stoic, and almost menacing to suddenly becoming hysterically scared, crying and screaming. There isn't a single scene where she acts like a normal little girl with normal emotions.
I don't want to give away the ending but, it completely leaves it open for a sequel. On one hand, I would love to see what the hell happens next, especially after watching the very last scene (it was very good) but, there's no way that I could sit through any more of the drama taking place with the captain, his wife, his mistress, the doctor, her daughter, Christa's inability to act like a normal person, or the people back on earth who are also a bunch of selfish liars. I guess I'll have to record it and then just forward through all of the unnecessary garbage that the writers will add to the rest of the story. In conclusion, if the summary of what "Ascension" is about sounds appealing to you then, you're wrong. You will not like this. I can't imagine anyone who would. I feel like science fiction fans will be irritated with the soap opera subplots while, anyone who interested in those types of stories will be irritated by the over-the-top science fiction used that doesn't even get any type of rational explanation at all. Just stay away from this terrible miniseries if you value your sanity at all.
The basic story is about a huge spaceship that was launched in the 1960s. The mission was to arrive at an earth-like planet and settle it so that the human race can live on, in the chance that something happens to Earth. At the time, the USA was in the middle of a cold war with Russia and so, President Kennedy decided to fund the mission over the fear of nuclear war.
When the story begins, it is 51 years into the mission and the society that lives on the ship is shocked and saddened by the murder of a young woman, which is the first murder to ever take place there. What starts off as an investigation into her death, turns into a long, annoying soap opera. There is a subplot about one of the men on the ship wanting to take over as captain, who is basically the leader of these people. The captain's wife is sleeping with the other guy, and the captain is sleeping with one of the young woman who lives on the ship. The amount of sex scenes, although they're very short and don't show much, are completely unnecessary and do nothing to drive the plot forward at all. In fact, if they completely got rid of that substory, the rest of the miniseries wouldn't suffer, in fact, it would benefit greatly. Something else about the women on the show is that almost all of them are blonde. I don't have problem with that but, it makes it a little confusing when they all look so much alike. It's also very hard to like these people when they're all sleeping with each other and lying all the time. There is also a young woman named Nora who is the daughter of the ship's main doctor. She has at least 4 different conversations with other people about how she should "have fun" before her husband is chosen for her and so she ends up dating two guys and creating a completely unnecessary love triangle. I can't imagine how anyone who would watch a SyFy miniseries would be interested in these ridiculous subplots that belong on a CW TV show like Gossip Girl.
There is also a character on the show named Christa who is a young girl who was friends with Lorelai, the murder victim, and was the one who found her body. Her character is shown early on to have some type of ESP, and psychic powers which eventually also leads to her having telekinetic abilities. Adding that to the show is both totally stupid but, also completely necessary since many parts of the story couldn't happen without her. The main plot of the show is very interesting so, it's unfortunate that we have to rely on such an unrealistic character to drive that plot further. I realize that the entire thing is unrealistic but, why have a character with special powers? Also, the girl couldn't be more annoying. She goes from being very serious, stoic, and almost menacing to suddenly becoming hysterically scared, crying and screaming. There isn't a single scene where she acts like a normal little girl with normal emotions.
I don't want to give away the ending but, it completely leaves it open for a sequel. On one hand, I would love to see what the hell happens next, especially after watching the very last scene (it was very good) but, there's no way that I could sit through any more of the drama taking place with the captain, his wife, his mistress, the doctor, her daughter, Christa's inability to act like a normal person, or the people back on earth who are also a bunch of selfish liars. I guess I'll have to record it and then just forward through all of the unnecessary garbage that the writers will add to the rest of the story. In conclusion, if the summary of what "Ascension" is about sounds appealing to you then, you're wrong. You will not like this. I can't imagine anyone who would. I feel like science fiction fans will be irritated with the soap opera subplots while, anyone who interested in those types of stories will be irritated by the over-the-top science fiction used that doesn't even get any type of rational explanation at all. Just stay away from this terrible miniseries if you value your sanity at all.
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