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The Black Phone (2021)
Litteraly no story! One of the worst movies I've seen
The film litteraly has no story and goes nowhere. So many undeveloped, unexplained and cheaply written story elements.
The antagonist is just a random human guy that does nothing throughout the whole movie. Only one 2 second kill is shown which was visible from a mile away.
The film seems like a 5 minute short film extended to a 100 minute film but no extra story or complications added.
The good reviews are either paid or just show how very primitive our society has become to not notice such a completely flawed and terrible film when it is infront of your eyes.
Redeeming Love (2022)
Ridiculously cheap film
Acting, story, character development, scene progression are all done at a level of quality you would expect from a primary school students' project.
These reviews of praise are obviously by people with such a low IQ that they shouldn't even by allowed to critique films in the first place.
Keeping the review short as this garbage of a film doesn't deserve to waste more of my time.
Godfather of Harlem (2019)
Really amazing show amongst all of todays mediocrity
The acting is top class, as well as the drama, pacing and directing.
You wont go wrong watching this great show.
Lets hope the second season is as good as the first.
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Terribly written film. Absolute garbage.
Nothing in this films scenario makes any sense. The story is horrible. The acting is horrible.
How was this film even made this bad and how did it make so much money? Its really baffling.
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)
Incredibly dull and boring
After seeing the trailer I expected a fun heartfelt film with a good message and nice story about kindness and friendship. The film though is filmed and edited in an incredibly boring way. So many weird and pointless scenes.
I was patient and tried to give it a chance but it just became more and more boring over time. I was left checking my watch to try and get to the end already.
Please avoid this terrible film.
1917 (2019)
1/10 only because 10/10 is ridiculous
Not a bad movie to see the amazing way in which it was filmed. The one continuous shot is a marvel to look at and the cinematography is great. But the camera-work ability does not make an amazing and engaging movie.
I know that the director wanted to tell a more personal and slow, intimate story/journey of two average soldiers. But the movie had no impact. There was nothing emotional in the story and you don't get to feel any emotion towards the two soldiers. You don't get to see the brutality of war or a story thats going to affect you and stay with you long after watching the film.
If you're making an intimate personal story about the first world war it needs to have an impact. This story was very bland and very slow/boring. This film is a solid 5/10, but certainly doesn't deserve the praise its receiving.
The Outsider (2020)
Ridiculously good quality
After watching the first episode I am absolutely amazed at the quality of the show.
The acting, dialogue, story, pacing and cinematography are all top notch.
The show immediately grabs your interest from the first few scenes and doesn't let go.
The Witcher (2019)
One of the worst quality shows of 2019
I really dont know where to start with this show as everything was of a really bad quality. The good reviews this show is getting is obviously from people which should never ever be allowed to voice their opinions on film as they have no idea how to judge media.
Things wrong with the show:
1) The way the show is filmed is way off. Very bad camera angles and cinematography. There are so many angled shots and zoomed shots which make no sense and serve no purpose..just looks cheap and weird. There are some pointless blurred lines on the top and bottom of the camera...again to serve no purpose.
2) The acting is terrible. Not even B-grade movies are this bad. The worst acting is from Henry Cavill.
3) The dialogue is terrible. Conversations are so dumb and childish most of the time and just dont suit the setting or the mood the show thinks it wants to create. Obviously the producers had a much smaller budget than needed for this kind of show.
4) The story is bad. The show has awful pacing and no substance.
The Gentlemen (2019)
Guy Ritchie back to his best
After seeing the film at an advanced screening I was left pleasently surprised. It is one of the best crime films I have watched and the best from Guy Ritchie...even better than Snatch and Lock Stock, which is something.
From the acting to the story, cinematography, pacing, dialogue, humour and overall enjoyment I cannot fault it...10/10. Special credit goes to Colin Farrell and his acting.
We dont really get movies like this anymore. Movies these days are cheap money grabbers and superhero films. This is a whole different class of film.
The Gentlemen (2019)
Guy Ritchie back to his best
After seeing the film at an advanced screening I was left pleasently surprised. It is one of the best crime films I have watched and the best from Guy Ritchie...even better than Snatch and Lock Stock, which is something.
From the acting to the story, cinematography, pacing, dialogue, humour and overall enjoyment I cannot fault it...10/10. Special credit goes to Colin Farrell and his acting.
We dont really get movies like this anymore. Movies these days are cheap money grabbers and superhero films. This is a whole different class of film.
Charlie's Angels (2019)
More Hollywood Garbage
These sort of movies need to be panned and loose money to send Hollywood the message that people are not all morons and we need good movies again.
This movie is just terrible in every possible way. Actresses are bad, story, editing, and everything else. Don't watch.
Fractured (2019)
Retardedly Predictable
After the first 10 minutes of the film the whole plot was immediately obvious.
I was hoping that some unexpected twist would happen which would prove me wrong but no...the plot and twists are that obvious IMMEDIATELY.
Its really unbelievable that the movie was not edited differently as to not be so obvious.
Terrible movie making. Amateur stuff.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Watchable but still very bad film
Both Genisys and T3 were way better films.
The good:
- Dark fate is just watchable
- Features the best bad guy terminator ever
The bad:
- Terrible and lazy story
- Terrible acting (especially the mexican girl)
- Arnold only comes around in the last third of the film and doesn't really do anything. Also Arnolds story is very unrealistic and cheezy.
This film is basically another feminist forced affair. The positive reviews are obviously from people who don't know how to critique a film and so probably shouldn't.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Long, boring, not scary, no story
This was my most anticipated horror film in a long time, ever since I saw the first It in 2017.
This film however was a total disappointment.
The editing was terrible where there were too many pointless and long scenes that add no value. The film was too long, dragging on for no reason as it didn't have a story to tell like the first It.
Also for a horror film it was not scary at all. Some of the horror scenes were just funny or weird and looked too clumsy with the bad CGI.
The film is more like a 3/10 but it needs this 1 star because of stupid people giving it rave reviews.
Game of Thrones: The Long Night (2019)
Toddlers would form a better battle plan
This battle was very badly executed from the humans side. So bad that it was extremely unrealistic and moronic. Long range and catapults were hardly utilised. No trenches, false floors, fire a little further from the wall was made (only the one when it was too late). The first wave was sent soo far from backup or archers for no reason, towards an enemy which wasnt even visible. Who sends limited soldiers into the unknown when you are already at a disadvantage when versing the undead which can reanimate your fallen soldiers.
Also why dont we enter the crypt where there are obviously dead buried bodies when hiding from an enemy which can raise the dead. Yeh, and also lets leave the people in the crypt with no soldiers and only one dagger just for fun.
I gotta stop here as the stupidity is endless and this is seriously the worst season by far.
Game of Thrones: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2019)
Absolute draaaaaaaag
Nothing happens in the whole episode, pretty much same as the first. During the first 15 minutes it was already obvious that the whole episode would be long pointless chats to drag it out to the battle which will open episode 3.
Seems like episode 3 will be a 5 minute battle followed by another 50 minute conversation drag fest.
We waited 2 years for 2 boring 50 minute openers.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Boring forced film
This film is just bad. It was obviously made very quickly to keep the feminists happy. Bad acting, bad plot, and just very boring to watch.
If Captain Marvel manages to defeat Thanos after just recently being introduced it will completely ruin the 4 Avengers movies. Noone cares for Captain Marvel or likes her in any way, so she shouldnt have been introduced now at the end and included in the finale of the best Marvel film (Avengers).
Dont watch, just stream when is leaves the cinemas.
The Old Man & the Gun (2018)
What a waste of time!
This movie was a pointless waste of 90 minutes. The movie had no story, development, or any meaningful dialogue. The editing and background music only aided to the boredom with slow and silent music choices.
The whole film was meaningless conversations between the old man and the old woman, and the old man entering a bank 4-5 times throughout the movie and just calmly walking out. Anything that could have made an interesting story or development in the film was told through a 30 second montage and thats it.
What happened to the time where directors made films to exite or move audiences, to tell a good story or make any kind of effect? Movies today are just a pointless waste of time just to fill out our boring days revolving around work and sleep.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Wow.
Terrible movie. Just dont watch. Simple.
A money grabbing cheap film. Hollywood hasnt released a truly quality film in the last 5 years at least. They realised that the mass population is so idiotic that they will watch anything and pay for anything. They make cheap comedies without true humor and make profit, make hundreds of boring cheap superhero films and make billions in profit, make the same cheap "possession/haunting" horror films and still make huge profit.
We are to blame for their dissinterest in making quality memorable films.
Mortal Engines (2018)
Worst acting, character development and story of 2018
One of the cheapest films I have seen in 2018. The character development was non-existent making much of the movie laughable with sudden proclamations of love and other dramatic death scenes. The dialogue was also a joke, as if written by a pre-pubescent kid.
The pacing, editing and plot were also very amateurish and badly done.
Overall please dont watch this terrible movie as you will only be promoting and funding money grabbing morons which put zero effort in film development. It seems like Peter Jacksons name was only used to lure you into the cinemas.
Happy Death Day (2017)
Cheap film feels like a high school amateur project
Please whatever you do dont watch this cheap film. Terrible acting, terrible plot, noone in the film makes logical decisions but acts like a retard with an IQ of zero. Filming errors and plot holes abound. The film feels like a kid made it.
The positive reviews are either bought or some people shouldnt have an opinion as they have mental issues.
Thanks for reading.