bradwhite61 Reviews

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

Die John Die

[1/10 · 3 August 2006]

I am absolutely amazed that other people found this movie enjoyable. I guess I didn't do LSD before it or something because this movie was absolutely and totally horrendous. It is amazing that something so cliché, so terribly acted, with such a terrible story line and stupid stupid dialogue could ever be approved of by others! I see comparisons to Mean Girls, that movie was actually good and pretty well acted. That movie was at least interesting. This movie blatantly tried to copy Mean Girls in certain parts. The girls are the worst actors I have ever seen. This should have been a B-movie of National Lampoons except it doesn't have any nudity and the girls aren't' attractive. Usually I like Teen Movies with stupid humor, but I wish I had my money back. I wish I had those awful two hours back. I wish. But, like "A Perfect Storm", I will never be given that time back in my life so I hope that this comment dissuades people from seeing this movie and wasting their time. I am "Paying it Forward" to all those people bored and willing to spend $10 on a movie. Please do not see this, you will be stupider for it.

Armageddon (1998)

Worst Movie Ever Made

[1/10 · 16 July 2006]

Worst Movie Ever Made!!! Granted, there have been worse movies made with $500 budgets, but not huge ones like this. This is cheesy, fake, stupid, and makes me outraged at how much money and time was wasted on such an awful film. Why is it so terrible?

In every shot, there is an American flag. The jokes are stupid. The acting is terrible. The directing is horrendous. Blue collar GWB supporters probably loved it. All they need is some more country music in the background. To see the proper commentary on this movie, see "Team America, World Police" which mocks its stupidity in several places especially the "Montage" scene.

Overall the worst movie ever made and an insult to intelligence.