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The Interview (2014)
One drunk man!
That one dunk man is me. I went into this movie wanting to hate it, I instead found it to be one of the funnest comedy's of the dick and fart joke genre that I have ever seen. If you don't like T&A well... Crude humor? can't help you there, but if you want well written debauchery, numb-nut's doing funny stuff, and a movie filled with cameos without getting hit with a NUKE this is the way to go. As for North Korea? grow a funny bone you mortals. OHHHHH pluck.... my review isn't long enough. I guess that's not the only world I'm short in LOL. Hay 7" is long enough right? well if you've seen this movie then maybe Eminem would like to take a ride on this Juggalo schlong? HAHAHA..... I'm only looking for fat Juggahoes you bleach blond B!TCH.
Cujo (1983)
One of King's best.
I just finished watching this film for the first time about around 20 years. I find it to be far more frightening then many a modern horror. The acting of fear felt more real then anything I've seen in years, as if death were really there for the victim. It makes me wonder where Hollywood went soft! That's just my opinion. I've never read the book which saddens me; I'm just sure that I'll never read it now. It's hard to find a King movie that lives up to its original text and I plan on staying in ignorant bliss knowing that I'll never disillusion myself of the movies terror. I'm still stunned by the realism. The bulk of the story was not completely necessary but did a good job setting up the attack. Not sure I'm happy with the ending, but that could be do to the long, drawn out, uber happy endings were given these days.
Roseanne: Workin' Overtime (1989)
spoiler...
for this episode i just love the part where Roseanne is talking to the waitress near the end, it really reminds me of real life.
so I'm told that i need more lines of text to post this, what can i say? Roseanne is who she is. i grew up with her teaching me kind of like the cable guy so i'll vote a 10 for almost every episode. "dad can i have a cell phone?" "i think its time you get a job" well there's another episode of Roseanne starting so i guess i'll leave all of you now.
dear lord I'm still being told that i need to add more, well look for Roseanne at 2:30 AM on 2/12/07 and you'll know that episode I'm watching right now. after this i'll vote for this one too, but i wont be commenting on it.
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
I'm watching it right now.
It wasn't till Supremacy that I understood the fact that the agents are sleepers. The first half hour is spent setting up the plot and getting the viewer introduced to some new faces. There's a nice car chase in the first few minuets of the film that wasn't so shabby, but it ends on a sour note. Jason's first fight is pretty cool, but the camera work seems choppy. I found it kind of hard to fallow as it flashed 2 or 3 cuts in one hand movement. The camera bounced around like they had a real person holding it, but all that did was make it harder to view. The movie is fast paced yet easy to keep up with. The camera work is almost manic and so and jumps really fast, so far that's about the only bad part I can see to the movie. I've come across the thought that human nature a.k.a. instinct is chaos, the one thing that can't be predicted ever is what another person may or may not do. The secondary/final chase scene is much better then the first and lasts a really long time, it's so good in fact that it competes with the end chase in Gone in 60 Seconds or The Italian Job. The end leaves a lot to the imagination and could have been done better. It's a well made sequel and very fast paced which in the new age of film/viewers fast is good. I'm now waiting for The Bourne Ultimatum, the Bourne movies make me say "move over Bond, we want Bourne".
The Mummy (1999)
it is what it is
I just watched this last night for like the... well I really have no idea how many times I've seen this movie, but anyways I just got the "The Mummy Collectors Edition" from Best Buy yesterday, watched the movie like I said "last night", and now I'm telling people what I think. OK so I'm not the best judge cuz I'm a fan of Brendan Fraser, sue me! I put these movies in my collection between Frankenstein for old horror movies and any of the living dead movies cuz... lets face it the mummy is dead! The CG in this movie for its time is splendid, the points when Imhotep's corpse jaw moves around on his face, turning flesh to rot and rot to flesh... that was brilliant. The sand storms caused by his travel and even the point when he tries to eat Fraser with a sand storm were well done. The blending between CG and mummy's in the final battles were spot on. The acting was... well what can I say? It was what it was. Every person did well in there rolls, right down to the little brat boy chicken poop of a brother, the "I'll take what I can get" Beni, and the piggish prison guard. Rachel Weisz is a goddess simple as that. I saw this movie before I got my eyes upon a copy of the original, but was pleased to see how well the update kept to the universal monster once I had a chance to view it. Overall the entire movie was/is a welcomed hour and a half.
Cry Wolf (2005)
One hella fine movie.
Cry_Wolf is a thriller with a story telling as masterful as that of Cruel Intentions. The mystery of love, murder, and deceit; woven from beginning to end. The acting skills are well rounded making the story believable. Leaping far from the norm that has griped horror over the past few years, moving from this cookie cutter ideal to a time where terror really lived. Far from graphic this movie lives in the darker reaches of the mind, playing upon the evil that lives within us all. You see what twisted actions can be taken by even the most kind and even naive of mankind just by watching modern reality TV shows. To me its about time that the movies stepped up there game to show the wicked that dwells in human hearts. I leave the experience of viewing this movie up to all of you, but give my seal of approval that this is a sure fire classic even now before it has aged.
Skeleton Man (2004)
Not a good movie
As b-movies go this is really a bad one, the sound quality is about the only thing they did right. It's filled with scenes that have no point. It makes you wonder where they got the funds to recruit the likes of Michael Rooker, Casper Van Dien, and Nils Allen Stewart, who are only a few of the recognizable names that have made there way into this film.
The pyrotechnics are far better then what this move should have had. Blowing up a semi truck just for the hell of it, and the destruction of what I guess is a power plant make for the best moments of this movie. What I have come to call "predator" vision and the teleportation of the killer were not only the biggest CGI effects of the movie, but just may have been the only CGI in the movie. Don't get me wrong in this day and age a horror movie without CGI can be a welcomed treat, but in Skeleton Man that is not the case and you start to wonder if maybe there should have been more effects that could have made it a better movie.
As for are friend Cotton Mouth Joe
I've seen better costumes on Halloween night. It makes you wonder if the producer and director went and picked the thing up at the local drug store, and if that is the case then they should have taken a page out of John Carpenter's Halloween by not trying so hard to keep the rubber mask covered up with such a dorky cape. Even the cloak and mask used in the Scream movies were more bearable then this one.
In all this was one hell of a failed attempt at a horror movie. I say that a hand full of first year film students could have done a better job. All they would need are a few cameras, no "real" actors, and far less money.