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The misadventures of a quick-witted-self-proclaimed know it all (Lefty) and his, the world owes me something in a big way, best friend (Merde). The story takes place 3-months after Lefty lies to win an Extreme Home Makeover, smack dab in the middle of a non-posh town.
Not really knowing the ramifications that go along with having such a nice dwelling and what it takes to keep a house like this running on all cylinders; these two imbeciles try and do anything possible to keep the lights on, which are including but not limited to... engineering a cult, bamboozling anybody and everybody for sex, drugs, money, social status, personal entertainment and last but not least, shits and giggles! No ethnic group or race will be spared of a thrashing on this program, that's a fact!
They'll try to accomplish a feat that many have tried to but few have succeeded in, which is, to do things really good without really doing anything at all!