Des horreurs : la benne à ordures / Shameless garbage

by yiannosval | created - 01 Apr 2012 | updated - 27 Aug 2014 | Public

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1- no plot 2- bad casting and/or bad acting 3- low sound and image quality 4- clichés and/or stupidity (story, characters, dialogues) 5- transparent commercial or exploitation intent 6- censorship 7- bad montage/editing, including cut (butchered) versions 8- puritanism 9- low quality special effects 10- unconvincing behaviours, acts, reactions, events.

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1. Splice (2009)

R | 104 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

66 Metascore

Genetic engineers Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast hope to achieve fame by successfully splicing together the DNA of different animals to create new hybrid animals for medical use.

Director: Vincenzo Natali | Stars: Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, Delphine Chanéac, Brandon McGibbon

Votes: 101,815 | Gross: $17.00M

IDENTIFICATION Splice [2009] [Vincenzo Natali][CA, FRA, USA][vo en][104min]

INFORMATION TIT Splice DAT 2009 DIR Vincenzo Natali PAY CANADA, FRANCE, USA LAN vo english DUR 104min ACT Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, Delphine Chanéac ET AL. SCE Vincenzo Natali, Antoinette Terry Bryant, Doug Taylor MUS Cyrille Aufort PHOT Tetsuo Nagata EDIT Michele Conroy PCO Gaumont (presents), Copperheart Entertainment, Dark Castle Entertainment, Senator Entertainment Co LOC Canada NBC couleur SOU SDDS, DTS, Dolby Digital RAT 1.85 : 1

COMMENTAIRES Obviously, neither the director nor the producers can deal with the real horror of the incestuous desire (it takes guts, professionalism, decency and aesthetics to do it), so they came up with that grasshopper-like puppet in this sci-fi story tainted with some softcore elements just to flatter the highly conformist self-centered perversity of the overweighted housewife and her wanker son and husband.

APPRÉCIATION Avoid.

------------- MOTS-CLEFS {images de la science = biologie}, {scientifiques}, {meurtres}, {humanoϊdes}, {mutants}, {mutations}

2. Hellweek (2010)

Not Rated | 102 min | Horror

Rush week turns unexpectedly hellish when a band of sadistic, masked, homicidal maniacs holed up in an abandoned warehouse wreak havoc on a bunch of not-so-innocent college kids.

Director: Eddie Lengyel | Stars: Rob Jaeger, Karen Fox, Michael Reddy, Robyn Griggs

Votes: 361

COMMENTAIRES : A bunch of fraternity asssholes and some stupid bitches make bloody encounters in an abandoned industrial building. Now, why insisting so much on the utter asssholeness of the male victims ? Why all the bitches are so girlishly stupid ? Why their deaths must so much be perceived as a relief from their annoying presence ? Why must everybody in this piece of cinematographic garbage be so typically unlikable ? There's hatred in this film but not enough cleverness nor talent to handle it.

Acting : no. Scenario : not really. Humour : hard to say, too much complaisance prevented the humorous attempts from being effective. Characters : all despisable. Nussex : none. Gore : again, not really.

APPRÉCIATION Hell, no.

MOTS-CLEFS : {teenagers} {torture} {meurtres} {sectes} {dégénérés} {séquéstration}

3. Scrapbook (2000 Video)

Unrated | 95 min | Horror, Thriller

A young woman is abducted by a serial killer and kept as his prisoner. She learns to manipulate her captor using his beloved scrapbook, which he forces his victims to write in.

Director: Eric Stanze | Stars: Emily Haack, Tommy Biondo, Todd Tevlin, Elizabeth Hammock

Votes: 1,364

IDENTIFICATION Scrapbook [2000] [video] [Eric Stanze] [USA] [vo en] [95min]

INFORMATION TIT Scrapbook DAT 2000 DIR Eric Stanze PAY USA LAN vo en DUR 95min ACT Emily Haack, Tommy Biondo ET AL. SCE Tommy Biondo MUS Brian McClelland PHOT EDIT Eric Stanze SPEF Tony Bridges, Sarah Stanze PCO Wicked Pixel Cinema LOC Missouri (USA) NBC couleur SOU stereo RAT 1.33 : 1

--------- COMMENTAIRES Crapbook. Homemade.

APPRECIATION Stay away.

--------- MOTS-CLEFS {séquéstration}

--------- ASSOCIATIONS

SEE/AVOID ALSO : #

SEE INSTEAD : #

4. Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011)

R | 93 min | Horror

"ChromeSkull" is the sequel to the 2009 horror hit "Laid to Rest." It brings back ChromeSkull, who barely escaped death in the first movie and is hell-bent on continuing where he left off..... See full summary »

Director: Robert Hall | Stars: Brian Austin Green, Thomas Dekker, Mimi Michaels, Owain Yeoman

Votes: 4,147

IDENTIFICATION ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2 [2011] [Robert Hall] [USA] [vo en] [93min]

INFORMATION TIT ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2 DAT 2011 DIR Robert Hall PAY USA LAN vo en DUR 93min ACT Nick Principe (ChromeSkull), Thomas Dekker, Mimi Michaels ET AL. SCE Kevin Bocarde, Robert Hall MUS Leon Bradford, Lance Warlock PHOT Amanda Treyz EDIT SPEF Almost Human Digital (VFX), Almost Human (makeup effects) PCO Dry County Films LOC Los Angeles (California, USA) NBC couleur SOU RAT

--------- COMMENTAIRES Evil guy never dies. Not even after the meatball machine. So boring... again !

Nussex : none. Gore : yes. Scenario-Story : what for ? Acting : we've seen worse. Humour : none, this is all pretty heavy, scary, tragic etc., no place for jokes, we're dead serious about what we're doing here man, a murderer with a mask is no laughing matter, this ain't no cartoon, no sir, not at all, now stop it... stop... stop laughing, you... you... Well, you'll see, Chromeskull 3's gonna get you... someday. Got it ?

APPRECIATION Stay away.

--------- MOTS-CLEFS {meurtres} {sadisme} {séquéstration} {pervicious} {gore} {sectes} {enquête}

--------- ASSOCIATIONS

SEE/AVOID ALSO : #

SEE INSTEAD : # Laid to Rest [2009] [Robert Hall] [USA] [vo en] [90min] Less stupid.

5. Donner Pass (2011)

R | 90 min | Horror

Donner Pass has a well-known and macabre history - the place where George Donner and his party got stuck in the winter of 1846 and were forced to resort to cannibalism to keep from starving. But what if it wasn't just history?

Director: Elise Robertson | Stars: Elise Robertson, Russ Russo, Joel Stoffer, Thomas Kopache

Votes: 2,395

COMMENTAIRES I'll pass.

APPRECIATION Stay away... far away.

MOTS-CLEFS: {meurtres} {teenagers} {cannibalisme} ASSOCIATIONS

SEE INSTEAD : # Ravenous [1999][Antonia Bird][CZECHIA, UK, USA][vo en][101min] {cannibalisme} Recommended.

6. Live Animals (2008)

Unrated | 84 min | Horror

A group of college kids must decide what price they will pay to gain their freedom after being kidnapped by a ruthless White Slave trader.

Director: Jeremy Benson | Stars: Christian Walker, John Still, Jeanette Comans, Patrick Cox

Votes: 782

7. The Grim Reaper (1980)

R | 92 min | Horror

A group of friends and a hitchhiker become stranded on a tourist island where they are stalked by a disfigured cannibalistic killer who is prowling the island after killing its residents.

Director: Joe D'Amato | Stars: Tisa Farrow, Saverio Vallone, Serena Grandi, Margaret Mazzantini

Votes: 6,973

8. Drive Thru (2007)

R | 83 min | Comedy, Horror

Horror gets Super Sized when Horny The Clown, the demonic mascot of "Hella-Burger," starts slashing Orange County teenagers with his meat cleaver from Hell.

Directors: Brendan Cowles, Shane Kuhn | Stars: Leighton Meester, Nicholas D'Agosto, Melora Hardin, Lola Glaudini

Votes: 4,704

9. Highwaymen (2004)

R | 80 min | Action, Crime, Horror

49 Metascore

Rennie Cray (Caviezel) embarks on a bloodthirsty rampage to avenge the death of his wife who was struck down by a serial killer - a man who hunts and kills women using his '72 El Dorado.

Director: Robert Harmon | Stars: Jim Caviezel, Rhona Mitra, Frankie Faison, Colm Feore

Votes: 9,515 | Gross: $0.37M

10. Scream of the Banshee (2011 TV Movie)

R | 90 min | Horror

An archeology professor unearths a dangerous artifact, unwittingly releasing a creature that is able to kill with the power of its bone-splitting scream.

Director: Steven C. Miller | Stars: Lauren Holly, Lance Henriksen, Eric F. Adams, Marcelle Baer

Votes: 2,479

11. Slave (2009)

R | 81 min | Crime, Thriller

Fiancés Georgie and David head to Spain to get a wedding blessing from David's father, who has lived a criminal life. On a debauched night out, the couple are separated for only a few ... See full summary »

Director: Darryn Welch | Stars: Sam Page, Natassia Malthe, David Gant, Michael Maxwell

Votes: 647

12. Dark Floors (2008)

R | 85 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

A man emerges with his autistic daughter and three others from a hospital elevator to find themselves trapped in the building with devilish monsters.

Director: Pete Riski | Stars: William Hope, Leon Herbert, Ronald Pickup, Philip Bretherton

Votes: 7,065

13. Captivity (2007)

R | 96 min | Crime, Horror, Mystery

24 Metascore

A man and a woman awaken to find themselves trapped in a cellar. As their kidnapper drives them mad, the truth about their horrific abduction is revealed.

Director: Roland Joffé | Stars: Elisha Cuthbert, Daniel Gillies, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Michael Harney

Votes: 23,703 | Gross: $2.63M

14. Sugar Boxx (2009)

R | 86 min | Crime, Drama

Sexy reporter Valerie March goes undercover inside Sugar State Woman's Prison to expose a prostitution ring run by the sleazy and seductive warden.

Director: Cody Jarrett | Stars: Geneviere Anderson, Thela Brown, Linda Dona, Kitten Natividad

Votes: 363

c'est si mauvais que ça devient insultant

15. Train (I) (2008)

R | 94 min | Horror, Thriller

In Europe, a group of American college athletes unknowingly boards a train that will become one deadly ride.

Director: Gideon Raff | Stars: Thora Birch, Gideon Emery, Kavan Reece, Derek Magyar

Votes: 6,837

16. Asylum (IV) (2008)

R | 93 min | Horror

Six college students discover their dorm was once an insane asylum that conducted gruesome lobotomies on its teenage inmates during the 1930's.

Director: David R. Ellis | Stars: Sarah Roemer, Jake Muxworthy, Mark Rolston, Travis Van Winkle

Votes: 3,962

17. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Horror

A gang of tough women bikers are the only thing that stands between a crowd of zombies, which have been accidentally let out of their secure cave, and those still alive in the town.

Director: Dan Hoskins | Stars: Jamie Rose, Catherine Carlen, Lycia Naff, Vicki Frederick

Votes: 2,089

18. Entrails of a Virgin (1986)

72 min | Horror, Sci-Fi

Members of a film crew making a soft core porn are dismembered by a demon in a warehouse.

Director: Kazuo 'Gaira' Komizu | Stars: Saeko Kizuki, Naomi Hagio, Megumi Kawashima, Osamu Tsuruoka

Votes: 1,222

19. Dangerous Seductress (1992)

Unrated | 95 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

The Evil Queen returns to possess an American girl who she orders to go out and claim victims to sate her blood lust.

Director: H. Tjut Djalil | Stars: Kristin Anin, Tonya Lawson, Joseph Cassano, Amy Weber

Votes: 354

20. Deadheads (2011)

R | 96 min | Adventure, Comedy, Horror

Two inexplicably coherent zombies awake amidst a zombie attack, and decide to take a road trip to find the one's lost love, unaware they are being chased by the agents of a ruthless company with its own agenda.

Directors: Brett Pierce, Drew T. Pierce | Stars: Michael McKiddy, Ross Kidder, Markus Taylor, Sebastian Galasso

Votes: 5,548

21. Scarecrow Gone Wild (2004 Video)

R | 90 min | Comedy, Horror

College mischief spins out of control unleashing a horrifying scarecrow who terrorizes a resort town during Spring Break.

Director: Brian Katkin | Stars: Ken Shamrock, Matthew Linhardt, Samantha Aisling, Caleb Roehrig

Votes: 893

22. Cannibal Hookers (1987 Video)

R | 67 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

As a sorority initiation, two girls have to pose as hookers. Then they turn into zombies and start killing and eating the locals.

Director: Donald Farmer | Stars: Drew Godderis, Sky Nicholas, Donald Trimborn, Michelle Fox

Votes: 596

23. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

R | 77 min | Horror

51 Metascore

A female high school student's slumber party turns into a bloodbath, as a newly escaped psychotic serial killer wielding a power drill prowls her neighborhood.

Director: Amy Holden Jones | Stars: Michele Michaels, Robin Stille, Michael Villella, Debra De Liso

Votes: 17,911

24. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

R | 80 min | Comedy, Horror

A sex-changed slasher returns as a camp counselor.

Director: Michael A. Simpson | Stars: Pamela Springsteen, Renée Estevez, Tony Higgins, Valerie Hartman

Votes: 13,359

25. Far Cry (2008)

R | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Natalia Avelon, Udo Kier

Votes: 14,933

a monument of bad casting

26. BloodRayne (2005)

R | 95 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror

18 Metascore

In the eighteenth century, a vampire escapes from the freak show, in which she once participated, and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen

Votes: 37,206 | Gross: $2.41M

27. BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007 Video)

R | 99 min | Action, Fantasy, Western

Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Michael Paré, Chris Coppola

Votes: 11,582

28. BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011 Video)

R | 79 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Rayne joins a resistence group to fight against the Nazis during World War II.

Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Natassia Malthe, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Paré, Willam Belli

Votes: 6,854

29. Deathsport (1978)

R | 82 min | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi

33 Metascore

Futuristic Science Fiction about a sport to the death, using "destructocycles".

Directors: Allan Arkush, Nicholas Niciphor, Roger Corman | Stars: David Carradine, Claudia Jennings, Richard Lynch, William Smithers

Votes: 2,459

MOTS-CLEFS : {prison games}

much more action in a moto GP... i mean the real thing. Better motorcycles too. And usually less stupidity.

30. 2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

R | 96 min | Action, Sci-Fi

After a nuclear war, society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks and the rebel Federation. A mercenary named Parsifal is hired by the Federation to infiltrate New York City, which ... See full summary »

Director: Sergio Martino | Stars: Michael Sopkiw, Valentine Monnier, George Eastman, Anna Kanakis

Votes: 3,296

31. Prime Evil (1988)

R | 87 min | Horror

A coven of devil-worshiping monks living in New York City search for victims for their sacrificial ceremonies.

Director: Roberta Findlay | Stars: William Beckwith, Christine Moore, Mavis Harris, Max Jacobs

Votes: 947

32. The Killer Eye (1999)

R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women.

Director: David DeCoteau | Stars: Jacqueline Lovell, Jonathan Norman, Nanette Bianchi, Costas Koromilas

Votes: 1,304

33. Wicked Little Things (2006)

R | 94 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

Karen, Sarah, and Emma Tunney are all moving to a small town in Pennsylvania where, unknown to them, in 1913, a horrid mine accident trapped dozens of children alive, underground. But there's a problem. They're still alive.

Director: J.S. Cardone | Stars: Lori Heuring, Scout Taylor-Compton, Chloë Grace Moretz, Geoffrey Lewis

Votes: 8,657

cheap and boring horror-like clichés for misguided child-sensible audience

APPRECIATION Avoid

ASSOCIATIONS

AVOID ALSO: # Kuchisake-onna [2007][Kôji Shiraishi][JAPAN][vo jap][90min]

34. Tank Girl (1995)

R | 104 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi

46 Metascore

A girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet.

Director: Rachel Talalay | Stars: Lori Petty, Ice-T, Naomi Watts, Don Harvey

Votes: 34,791 | Gross: $4.06M

35. Zombie Nation (2004)

R | 81 min | Horror

A psychotic police officer who murders his female arrestees gets what's coming to him when a horde of zombified women rise from their graves to seek revenge.

Director: Ulli Lommel | Stars: Gunter Ziegler, Brandon Dean, Axel Montgomery, Phil Lander

Votes: 8,297

Pour des féministes ... à la rigueur ... et encore !

36. Sukepan deka: Bâjin nêmu = Moromie Saki (2006 Video)

70 min | Action, Drama

Seki, a sexy agent working for the Japanese government, is sent undercover to a high school to break up a prostitution ring being run there.

Director: Daigo Udagawa | Stars: Haruki Jô, Mihiro, Seiji Nakamitsu, Rio Nakamura

Votes: 120

37. Yo-Yo Girl Cop (2006)

Not Rated | 98 min | Action

Recruited by a clandestine police organization, "K" must stop a plot by student radicals to create anarchy in Japan. Armed with a hi-tech steel yo-yo, and a new name (Asamiya Saki), she ... See full summary »

Director: Kenta Fukasaku | Stars: Aya Matsuura, Rika Ishikawa, Erika Miyoshi, Yui Okada

Votes: 1,196

38. Tumbling Doll of Flesh (1998)

72 min | Adult, Horror

Kana tries to end her starring role in an abusive porno. For her, the end comes only after she's been reduced to a "Tumbling Doll of Flesh".

Director: Tamakichi Anaru | Stars: Kanako Ooba, Kikurin, Tamakichi Anaru, Yuuji Kitano

Votes: 576

un pseudo-snuff à la censure farceuse et délirante

39. Gnaw (II) (2008)

90 min | Horror

A group of people staying in England discover that there are brutal cannibals in their midst.

Director: Gregory Mandry | Stars: Sara Dylan, Rachel Mitchem, Oliver Squires, Nigel Croft-Adams

Votes: 1,193

i can hardly believe it's a british film ! pire que "La meute" !

40. Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (1986)

68 min | Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

A tortured and raped young girl mutates into a penis-headed demon and mutilates her captors.

Director: Kazuo 'Gaira' Komizu | Stars: Megumi Ozawa, Ayako Ishii, Seira Kitagawa, Ken Yoshizawa

Votes: 881

ils sont marrants les japs quand-même : ils vous collent de la censure même quand il n'y a strictement rien à censurer, probablement dans l'espoir d'ériger leurs lamentables navets au rang de ''cul-t''. Mais au bout du compte ça devient d'un ennui !

41. Island of Death (1976)

Not Rated | 108 min | Horror, Romance

A couple of perverted and maniac killers get loose on a Greek island.

Director: Nico Mastorakis | Stars: Bob Behling, Jane Lyle, Jessica Dublin, Gerard Gonalons

Votes: 4,831

de Nico Mastorakis... humm, oui..., dites donc, c'est pas lui le chien lécheur de la junte des colonels en Grèce, '67-'74,... ? je ne me trompe pas ? Well, he had good teachers in horror but obviously not in film making.

42. The Task (2011)

R | 94 min | Horror

A group of reality show contestants must survive the night in a haunted jail.

Director: Alex Orwell | Stars: Alexandra Staden, Victor McGuire, Sean McConaghy, Adam Rayner

Votes: 3,706

43. Lake Dead (2007)

R | 90 min | Horror, Thriller

Three sisters and a group of their friends take a trip to the home of the recently deceased grandfather -- who died a particularly grisly death -- to learn more about the promise of an inheritance, only to encounter a family of psychos who have taken up residence in the old man's cabin.

Director: George Bessudo | Stars: Tara Gerard, Vanessa Viola, Kelsey Wedeen, Alex A. Quinn

Votes: 3,833

44. The Nail Gun Massacre (1985 Video)

Not Rated | 85 min | Horror, Thriller

After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun.

Directors: Bill Leslie, Terry Lofton | Stars: Rocky Patterson, Ron Queen, Beau Leland, Michelle Meyer

Votes: 1,935

même si tout y est absolument, complètement, ridiculement NUL, j'ai quand-même adoré le minimalisme du montage... surtout parce que tout ce qu'il y avait à monter était avant tout bon à jeter.

45. Monsters (2010)

R | 94 min | Adventure, Drama, Romance

63 Metascore

Six years after Earth has suffered an alien invasion, a cynical journalist agrees to escort a shaken American tourist through an infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the U.S. border.

Director: Gareth Edwards | Stars: Scoot McNairy, Whitney Able, Mario Zuniga Benavides, Annalee Jefferies

Votes: 97,665 | Gross: $0.24M

des pieuvres extraterrestres qui barrient et qui s'amourachent en tant que métaphore de choses si profondes que seuls les amerloques pourront probablement sentir...

46. 13: Game of Death (2006)

R | 114 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

After losing his job, his car and his money, Phuchit, Krissada Sukosol, races against time to complete 13 tasks ordered by an anonymous caller who promised 100,000,000 Thai Baht upon completion.

Director: Chookiat Sakveerakul | Stars: Krissada Sukosol, Achita Sikamana, Sarunyu Wongkrachang, Nattapong Arunnate

Votes: 6,408

Pas compris...

47. Humans vs Zombies (2011)

Not Rated | 93 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Students on summer break are exposed to a deadly virus that is spread rapidly through direct human contact. One by one, more and more fall victim to the plague triggering an epidemic that spawns a horde of ravenous zombies.

Director: Brian T. Jaynes | Stars: Dora Madison, Melissa Carnell, Frederic Doss, Alex Chandler

Votes: 1,507

48. Alien vs. Ninja (2010)

80 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

A comet crashes into a Japanese forest and a group of mighty ninjas must fight a group of killer Aliens before they reach their village and kill everyone.

Director: Seiji Chiba | Stars: Masanori Mimoto, Shûji Kashiwabara, Donpei Tsuchihira, Mika Hijii

Votes: 2,329

no blood and ridiculous special effects... just stupid.

49. Embrace the Darkness (1999)

R | 93 min | Horror

Vampires descend upon Los Angeles in search of victims to join their cult.

Director: Kelley Cauthen | Stars: Madison Clark, Angelia High, Kevin Spirtas, Brad Bartram

Votes: 686

pretentious, kitsch and puritan soft-core ... but, yet, aren't they all ?

50. Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)

R | 105 min | Horror

13 Metascore

A fashion photographer exposes his demented childhood and zooms his evil lens on the oldest profession under the moon, in quite possibly the most notorious serial killer film ever made.

Director: Nick Palumbo | Stars: Sven Garrett, Cerina Vincent, Tony Todd, Gunnar Hansen

Votes: 4,503

The cut, i mean the heavily and pretty much stupidly butchered, version is just a pointless piece of crap. Seek the uncut version only.

51. The Sect (1991)

R | 125 min | Horror

A lonely kindergarten teacher discovers a secret well in the basement of her house, and soon finds herself being followed by a murderous Satanic cult.

Director: Michele Soavi | Stars: Kelly Curtis, Herbert Lom, Mariangela Giordano, Michel Adatte

Votes: 3,355

No ! inconsistency, randomly made montage and some adds of a probably deleted footage from some forgotten film can't save a hopelessly trivial and boring scenario.

52. Troma's War (1988)

R | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

A group of assorted Americans survive a plane crash in a Caribbean island, and discover it is infested with crawling snakes and other venomous beasts. Even worse, terrorists are preparing a full out war on America with a biological weapon.

Directors: Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman | Stars: Carolyn Beauchamp, Sean Bowen, Rick Washburn, Patrick Weathers

Votes: 2,454

complaisant

53. Cannibals in the Streets (1980)

R | 96 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

Mentally unstable Vietnam vets who were held captive by the Viet Cong come back to America after being rescued carrying a dangerous virus that turns people into cannibals when bitten.

Director: Antonio Margheriti | Stars: John Saxon, Elizabeth Turner, Giovanni Lombardo Radice, Cinzia De Carolis

Votes: 4,298

"ashes to ashes and sh_t to sh_t" (1:11:34) ... no need of a virus for this one.

54. Scar (2007)

R | 83 min | Crime, Horror, Thriller

Joan Burrows returns to her hometown for her niece's graduation, only to be confronted by the serial killer she thought she offed years ago -- after he kidnapped and tormented her and killed her best friend.

Director: Jed Weintrob | Stars: Angela Bettis, Brittney Wilson, Tegan Moss, Ben Cotton

Votes: 2,965

55. Trauma (1993)

R | 106 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

64 Metascore

A young man tries to help a teenage girl find the serial killer who murdered her parents before the killer comes after them.

Director: Dario Argento | Stars: Christopher Rydell, Asia Argento, Piper Laurie, Frederic Forrest

Votes: 8,071

56. The Corpse Grinders (1971)

R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror

When the Lotus Cat Food Company finds itself in financial trouble, the owners decide to find a new, cheap source of meat -- the local graveyard. Only one problem -- soon cats develop a ... See full summary »

Director: Ted V. Mikels | Stars: Sean Kenney, Monika Kelly, Sanford Mitchell, J. Byron Foster

Votes: 1,692

very bad audio quality ... along with everything else

57. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006 Video)

Unrated | 71 min | Horror

The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations.

Director: Lucifer Valentine | Stars: Ameara Lavey, Pig Lizzy, Maja Lee, Pam McCartney

Votes: 2,968

58. The Sweet House of Horrors (1989 TV Movie)

Unrated | 82 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

A murdered couple return from the beyond to care for their two young children, as well as seek revenge against their killer, accept their children's step parents, and try to prevent their house from being sold.

Director: Lucio Fulci | Stars: Jean-Christophe Brétignière, Cinzia Monreale, Lubka Lenzi, Lino Salemme

Votes: 667

Un film qui penche très dangereusement vers les productions Disney ! C'est une vraie bassesse pour un soi-disant ''maître'' !

59. The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)

Not Rated | 113 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

42 Metascore

A young policewoman slowly goes insane while tracking down an elusive serial rapist/killer through Italy when she herself becomes a victim of the brutal man's obsession.

Director: Dario Argento | Stars: Asia Argento, Thomas Kretschmann, Marco Leonardi, Luigi Diberti

Votes: 9,214

despite a story not too original yet quite satisfactory, everything else is the same old Argento's amateurish product, including his talentless daughter.

60. Amazon Jail (1985)

Not Rated | 99 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Edgar, a sex trafficker, sends his men to lure groups of women to his estate in the woods, imprisoning them, and selling them. One strong minded woman refuses to be sold and plots an escape, while convincing other girls to join her.

Director: Oswaldo de Oliveira | Stars: Elizabeth Hartmann, Maurício do Valle, Sandra Graffi, Lígia de Paula

Votes: 798

a soft core ultra light campsloitation trash ... (yet still a masterpiece compared to that excrement of "Sugar Boxx [2009]")

61. Mardi Gras Massacre (1978)

Not Rated | 97 min | Horror

Police try to capture someone who is commiting ritual murders of women during Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Director: Jack Weis | Stars: Curt Dawson, Gwen Arment, William Metzo, Laura Misch Owens

Votes: 1,019

disco music, pitiful nudes, boring scenario, no action, no blood, bad acting, bad sound quality and... and... and... disco music. Unbearable !

62. The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

R | 89 min | Horror, Thriller

32 Metascore

A group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert.

Director: Martin Weisz | Stars: Daniella Alonso, Jacob Vargas, Michael Bailey Smith, Cécile Breccia

Votes: 67,668 | Gross: $20.80M

No, no, no, and no. Exploits shamelessly the "Hills Have Eyes" label and delivers a total crap not even bad enough for an american teenager.

63. Women in Cellblock 9 (1978)

Not Rated | 75 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Somewhere in the jungles of South America mercenaries stop a truck which has allegedly loaded fruit. The cargo turns out to be six young women. Apprehended and handed over to the custody of the local women's prison.

Director: Jesús Franco | Stars: Susan Hemingway, Karine Gambier, Howard Vernon, Cesar Anahory

Votes: 1,043

64. Spaceballs (1987)

PG | 96 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi

46 Metascore

A star-pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must come to the rescue of a princess and save Planet Druidia from the clutches of the evil Spaceballs.

Director: Mel Brooks | Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman

Votes: 206,692 | Gross: $38.12M

65. The Forest (1982)

R | 85 min | Horror, Thriller

A cannibal hermit living in the woods preys on campers and hikers for his food supply.

Director: Don Jones | Stars: Dean Russell, Gary Kent, Tomi Barrett, John Batis

Votes: 1,580

MOTS-CLEFS {meurtres} {fantômes} {images de la forêt}

SEE (=AVOID) ALSO : Same theme see {Don't Go in the Woods [1981] [dir James Bryan] [82min]}, equally trashy.

66. Terminal Island (1973)

R | 88 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

After the abolishment of the death penalty, California murderers are dumped on an island to spend the rest of their lives unsupervised. There, two groups are formed, one lead by a psychopath, and another group determined to bring him down.

Director: Stephanie Rothman | Stars: Don Marshall, Phyllis Davis, Ena Hartman, Marta Kristen

Votes: 1,509

part campsploitation part survival-action and a total of stupid epidermic puritan boring happy-campers crap. In addition, the sound quality doesn't help.

SEE INSTEAD : For a similar theme see "Wilderness [2006] [dir Michael J. Bassett]".

67. Dying Breed (2008)

R | 92 min | Horror, Thriller

Dying Breed interweaves the two most fascinating icons of Tasmanian history: the extinct Tasmanian tiger and "The Pieman" (aka Alexander Pearce) who was hanged for cannibalism in 1824. ... See full summary »

Director: Jody Dwyer | Stars: Nathan Phillips, Leigh Whannell, Bille Brown, Mirrah Foulkes

Votes: 6,306

Caricature stupide suivant la recette censée satisfaire un public d'attardés.

SEE INSTEAD : Regarder plutôt "Van Diemen's Land [2009] [dir Jonathan auf der Heide]"

68. Pig Hunt (2008)

R | 99 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

When John takes his friends to his deceased uncle's remote ranch to hunt wild pigs, it seems like a typical guys weekend. But as John and his crew trek deeper into the forest, they begin tracking the awful truth about his uncle's demise.

Director: James Isaac | Stars: Travis Aaron Wade, Tina Huang, Howard Johnson Jr., Trevor Bullock

Votes: 2,665

Now, that's a shame ! Good ideas thrown to the pigs !

69. Black Ops (2008 Video)

R | 100 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

When a battleship deployed to the Persian Gulf for black-op interrogations falls silent, a Marine task force is sent to investigate, only to find everyone aboard slaughtered.

Director: Roel Reiné | Stars: Lance Henriksen, Gary Stretch, James Russo, Katherine Randolph

Votes: 1,324

Insulting ! Poor Lance...

SEE INSTEAD : On a similar theme see {"Outpost" [2008] [dir Steve Barker]}

70. Ginger (1971)

R | 90 min | Action, Crime, Drama

A rich society girl is recruited to go undercover and expose a drug/blackmail/prostitution ring in her small town.

Director: Don Schain | Stars: Cheri Caffaro, Duane Tucker, Herbert Kerr, Casey Donovan

Votes: 644 | Gross: $0.87M

Nice music.

71. The Abductors (1972)

R | 90 min | Action, Drama

Cheerleaders and models are kidnapped & sold by a white slavery ring. Female agent is sent to rescue them.

Director: Don Schain | Stars: Cheri Caffaro, Richard Smedley, Patrick Wright, Laurie Rose

Votes: 489 | Gross: $0.94M

Nice music.

72. Barbed Wire Dolls (1976)

Not Rated | 90 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

Women's prison tale, with Lina Romay as Maria who is jailed after killing her father, played by director Jess Franco, who tries to rape her. Lesbian wardens, torture, nudity, sex, insanity and conspiracy round out the formula.

Director: Jesús Franco | Stars: Lina Romay, Paul Muller, Monica Swinn, Roger Darton

Votes: 1,509

Another campsploitation trash, cheap, fake, ridiculous and, most of all, boring.

73. Cashback (2004)

18 min | Short, Comedy, Drama

Ben is an art college student in London, whose imagination runs wild as he works the late-night shift at the local supermarket. What do he and his colleagues do to pass the long, endless hours of the night?

Director: Sean Ellis | Stars: Sean Biggerstaff, Emilia Fox, Stuart Goodwin, Michael Dixon

Votes: 11,211

Is this some student's project for his graduation diploma ?

74. Hundra (1983)

Not Rated | 90 min | Adventure, Fantasy

Born in a tribe of fierce warrior women, the archer and sword fighter, Hundra, has been raised to despise the influence of men. Superior to any male, Hundra takes a vow of revenge until one day she finds love.

Director: Matt Cimber | Stars: Laurene Landon, Cihangir Gaffari, María Casal, Ramiro Oliveros

Votes: 1,220

75. Pervert! (2005)

Unrated | 81 min | Comedy, Horror

A word. What is the pervert? Sex freak, deranged degenerate, disturbed diabolical psychotic subversive embracer of things both erotic and erratic. What is to pervert? The twist of an object... See full summary »

Director: Jonathan Yudis | Stars: Malik Carter, Sean Andrews, Tula, Mary Carey

Votes: 2,525

He missed everything ! Just plain boring pointless crap.

76. Eaten Alive! (1980)

Not Rated | 92 min | Adventure, Horror

A young woman teams up with a mercenary to find her missing sister in the jungles of New Guinea where they find that a deranged leader of a religious cult has located his commune in an area inhabited by cannibals.

Director: Umberto Lenzi | Stars: Robert Kerman, Janet Agren, Ivan Rassimov, Mel Ferrer

Votes: 4,602

(aka Eaten Alive!)

Another one of the sex-ploitation list [{horreur}-{cannibales}-{exotisme}], plus a little animal gore as a reminder of the mondo origins of the thing.

SEE/AVOID ALSO : Emanuelle e gli ultimi cannibali [1977] [dir Joe D'Amato] [ITA] [vo it]

SEE INSTEAD : Actually, it's much more thrilling going to the zoo.

77. Day of the Dead (2008 Video)

R | 86 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

When a small Colorado town is overrun by the flesh hungry dead a small group of survivors try to escape in a last ditch effort to stay alive.

Director: Steve Miner | Stars: Mena Suvari, Nick Cannon, Michael Welch, AnnaLynne McCord

Votes: 21,802

Romero's disgrace !

78. Barricade (2007 Video)

Unrated | 96 min | Horror, Thriller

A group of friends are terrorized by a cannibalistic family while camping in The Black Forest of Germany.

Director: Timo Rose | Stars: Raine Brown, Joe Zaso, André Reissig, Thomas Kercmar

Votes: 452

MOTS-CLEFS {horreur} {meurtres} {gore} {dégénérés} {cannibales?}

COMMENTAIRES Diaporama éducatif pour charcutier-boucher... peut-être. Film... non.

79. Don't Go in the Woods (1981)

R | 82 min | Horror, Thriller

Four friends camping in the woods inadvertently stumble upon the domain of a maniacal killer.

Director: James Bryan | Stars: Nick Cleland, Mary Gail Artz, James P. Hayden, Angie Brown

Votes: 3,503

MOTS-CLEFS {meurtres} {sylvestre} {images de la forêt}

SEE (=AVOID) ALSO : film similaire : {The Forest [1982] [dir Donald M. Jones] [85min]}

80. The Devil's Tomb (2009)

R | 90 min | Action, Horror, Thriller

An elite group of soldiers on a covert mission to retrieve a scientist from an underground lab encounter an ancient evil in the facility.

Director: Jason Connery | Stars: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ray Winstone, Ron Perlman, Taryn Manning

Votes: 7,098

Christian crap.

81. Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977)

R | 94 min | Adventure, Horror

Photojournalist Emanuelle is joined by an anthropologist, two female missionary workers and a treacherous hunter's party in a search for an Amazon cannibal tribe long thought extinct.

Director: Joe D'Amato | Stars: Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Nieves Navarro, Donald O'Brien

Votes: 3,278

aka Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals Emanuelle et les derniers cannibales Emanuelle chez les cannibales

Another sex-ploitation film of the [{horreur}-{cannibales}-{exotisme}] list, plus the soft-core dimension, minus the animal gore.

SEE/AVOID ALSO : Mangiati vivi! [1980] [dir Umberto Lenzi] [ITA] [vo it] [92 min]

SEE INSTEAD : Seek the uncut version, all others are unwatchable in every aspect.

82. Robot Jox (1989)

PG | 85 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

In the distant future, mankind has forsaken global wars for battles of single combat. The world has been divided into two opposing super powers, with each side represented by trained champions.

Director: Stuart Gordon | Stars: Gary Graham, Anne-Marie Johnson, Paul Koslo, Robert Sampson

Votes: 7,304 | Gross: $1.27M

Not exactly the brightest moment of the Stuart Gordon-Jeffrey Combs collaboration.

MOTS-CLEFS {duel} {guerre froide} {nationalisme}

83. Slow Torture Puke Chamber (2010)

Unrated | 77 min | Horror

The final in the trilogy. A bulimic prostitute talks about her deranged childhood while being sexually tortured.

Director: Lucifer Valentine | Stars: Shari Caruso, Ameara Lavey, Hope Likens, Ms. Lucy

Votes: 868

84. The Story of O (1975)

NC-17 | 97 min | Drama

Photographer O's lover takes her to a Château, where she is, like other women there, naked, humiliated by whipping, sexual abuse by men etc. When O leaves, her lover gives her to his much older step-brother.

Director: Just Jaeckin | Stars: Corinne Cléry, Udo Kier, Anthony Steel, Jean Gaven

Votes: 6,900

85. Flesh Gordon (1974)

R | 78 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Emperor Wang is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon

Directors: Michael Benveniste, Howard Ziehm | Stars: Jason Williams, Suzanne Fields, Joseph Hudgins, William Dennis Hunt

Votes: 4,720 | Gross: $1.45M

86. Celluloid Nightmares (1999 Video)

65 min | Adult, Horror

A female reporter researching underground sex films stumbles across a snuff film, and her further investigation causes the film makers to take action against her.

Director: Daisuke Yamanouchi | Stars: Yûki Emoto, Naohi Hirakawa, Ken'ichi Kanbe, Shigeki Katô

Votes: 432

vo jap no subs censored

87. Cube²: Hypercube (2002)

R | 94 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

Eight strangers awaken with no memory, in a puzzling cube-shaped room where the laws of physics do not always apply.

Director: Andrzej Sekula | Stars: Kari Matchett, Geraint Wyn Davies, Grace Lynn Kung, Matthew Ferguson

Votes: 70,413

88. Breathing Room (I) (2008)

Not Rated | 89 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Thrown naked into a desolate room with thirteen strangers, Tonya discovers that she is the final contestant in a deadly game. Restrained by lethal electronic collars, the players must ... See full summary »

Directors: John Suits, Gabriel Cowan | Stars: Ailsa Marshall, Michael McLafferty, David Higlen, Brad Culver

Votes: 3,704

FICHE

INFO : Breathing Room [2008] [dir John Suits, Gabriel Cowan] [USA] [vo en] [89 min]

aka Jigsaw: Rule of Death ...

MOTS-CLEFS : {horreur} {meurtres} {huis clos}

COMMENTAIRES pointless and subsequently boring... a total failure !

APPRÉCIATION : Avoid.

SEE INSTEAD : # House of 9 [2005] [dir Steven R. Monroe] [UK, ROMANIA, GERMANY, FRANCE] [vo en] [86 min]

89. Exam (2009)

Not Rated | 101 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Eight candidates for a highly desirable corporate job are locked together in an exam room and given a final test with just one seemingly simple question. However, it doesn't take long for confusion to ensue and tensions to unravel.

Director: Stuart Hazeldine | Stars: Adar Beck, Gemma Chan, Nathalie Cox, John Lloyd Fillingham

Votes: 125,396

FICHE

INFO : Exam [2009] [dir Stuart Hazeldine] [UK] [vo en] [101 min]

MOTS-CLEFS : {huis clos} {images de la science}

COMMENTAIRES No killings whatsoever, just a pharmaceutical company who saves the world from all diseases including death and plays a stupid prank on some highly conformist candidates.

APPRÉCIATION : Avoid.

ASSOCIATIONS:

SEE INSTEAD : # House of 9 [2005] [dir Steven R. Monroe] [UK, ROMANIA, GERMANY, FRANCE] [vo en] [86 min] {horreur} {meurtres} {huis clos}

AVOID ALSO: # Breathing Room [2008] [dir John Suits, Gabriel Cowan] [USA] [vo en] [89 min] {horreur} {meurtres} {huis clos}

90. Blood Orgy of the She-Devils (1973)

PG | 73 min | Horror, Thriller

Lorraine and Mark enter the world of witchcraft where Mara foretells the future and helps them remember their past lives. When a series of mysterious murders begin to occur, they turn to Dr. Helsford for advice.

Director: Ted V. Mikels | Stars: Lila Zaborin, Victor Izay, Tom Pace, Leslie McRay

Votes: 876

No blood, no orgy, no devils, no story, no cult, no nothing but a big crap with a pretentious title.

91. Steel Trap (2007)

R | 92 min | Horror, Thriller

Seven guests are invited to an after party on the abandoned floor of an office building, handpicked to play a series sadistic and deadly puzzles.

Director: Luis Cámara | Stars: Georgia Mackenzie, Mark Wilson, Pascal Langdale, Julia Ballard

Votes: 1,873

"STEEL CRAP" should be a much more appropriate title

92. Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

R | 98 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet.

Director: Howard Ziehm | Stars: Vince Murdocco, Robyn Kelly, Tony Travis, William Dennis Hunt

Votes: 1,703

Avoid at all cost. Actually, it's a film worth paying to avoid it. And, as a bonus, it really shows what it is : de la merde !

93. The Killing Room (2009)

R | 93 min | Mystery, Thriller

Four individuals sign up for a psychological research study only to discover that they are now subjects of a brutal, classified government program.

Director: Jonathan Liebesman | Stars: Nick Cannon, Clea DuVall, Timothy Hutton, Chloë Sevigny

Votes: 14,916

The Killing Room (2009) [dir Jonathan Liebesman] [USA] [vo en] [93min]

MOTS-CLEFS {meurtres} {huis clos} {nationalisme} {images de la science}

COMMENTAIRES "apo.. what ?" Dammit, this must be greek, but, hey !, look how cultivate of them all, american secret services, directors, producers, screenwriters, truckdrivers, pizzadeliverers and other thankworthy staff members... and above all of them, you, spectator, don't you feel much more intelligent now that all this greek-like knowledge has penetrate you... ? No ? Do you feel protected, at least ? Neither ? Well, obviously, this is not your kind of film. Kill it.

APPRÉCIATION Avoid

94. Wicked Lake (2008)

R | 95 min | Horror

Two clans of deranged males make the mistake of stalking four young women they assume to be easy prey, only to find out that at the stroke of midnight the tables will be turned and all hell will break loose.

Director: Zach Passero | Stars: Carlee Baker, Angela Bettis, Eve Mauro, J.D. Brown

Votes: 1,347

Wicked Lake [2008] [dir Zach Passero] [USA] [vo en] [95min]

MOTS-CLEFS : {horreur} {humour} {meurtres} {sexisme} {sorcières} {ploucs} {sylvestre}

COMMENTAIRES -Gore : not really splattering -Nudes : insignificant -Humour : it would probably be better without it -Story : humm... can't remember any -Acting : where ? -Perversity, Exploitation and all Kinky things that comes naturally to 4 lonely hot babes, totally defenceless against the allmighty color digital camera of a shamelessly voyeuristic yet somehow stupidly intimidated production : go elsewhere.

APPRÉCIATION Avoid.

95. Gamer (2009)

R | 95 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

27 Metascore

In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'Doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive thirty sessions in order to be set free.

Directors: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor | Stars: Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Ludacris, Amber Valletta

Votes: 139,623 | Gross: $20.49M

FICHE

IDENTIFICATION Gamer [2009] [dir Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor] [USA] [vo en] [95min]

MOTS-CLEFS : {meurtres} {real TV} {jeu télévisé diffusé} {réalité virtuelle} {urbain} {prison games} {manipulation}

COMMENTAIRES : Simplicism for an easy digestion, conformist and pretty fascist like all superheroic exploitations that build the great american nationalist mythology.

Unfortunately, we've seen all this before, since the golden time of the western already, and it was surely better done or, at least, more sincere.

But, above all, i feel unforgivingly cheated when i think of the fat pervert in the wheel chair : he was very promising and for a moment i had the hope that he could deliver some of the real points of interest of his puppet-girl (Amber Valetta), but... no, not even that... bloody puritan middle-class hypocrisy !!!

APPRÉCIATION : Avoid

ASSOCIATIONS

AVOID ALSO : # The Condemned [2007] [dir Scott Wiper] [USA] [vo en] [113min] {meurtres} {real TV} {jeu télévisé diffusé} {prison games}

96. Death Race (2008)

R | 105 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

43 Metascore

Ex-con Jensen Ames is forced by the warden of a notorious prison to compete in our post-industrial world's most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory.

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane

Votes: 219,005 | Gross: $36.32M

MOTS-CLEFS : {meurtres} {prison games} {real TV} {jeu télévisé diffusé} {sexisme} {mythologie anti-héroique}



APPRÉCIATION Avoid.

97. Death Race 2 (2010 Video)

R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

Explores the origins of the first "Frankenstein" car driver, Carl "Luke" Lucas, who died in a race at the beginning of the first film.

Director: Roel Reiné | Stars: Luke Goss, Lauren Cohan, Sean Bean, Ving Rhames

Votes: 34,668

MOTS-CLEFS : {meurtres} {prison games} {real TV} {jeu télévisé diffusé} {sexisme} {mythologie héroique}



APPRÉCIATION Avoid.

98. The Kovak Box (2006)

R | 102 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller

A sci-fi writer (Hutton) is invited to an island for a conference, only to discover that he's been lured into a trap.

Director: Daniel Monzón | Stars: Timothy Hutton, Lucía Jiménez, David Kelly, Georgia Mackenzie

Votes: 4,367

FICHE

IDENTIFICATION The Kovak Box (2006) [dir Daniel Monzón] [SPAIN, UK] [vo en, es] [102min]

COMMENTAIRES :

  • Plagiarism : see "Frantic [1988] [dir Roman Polanski] [USA, FRANCE] [vo en] [120min]", almost equally bad.
  • Plot : none.
  • Dialogues : a monument of banality ; we can hear exactly the same dialogues on the TV series regardless of the genre, the characters, the story, the dramatic roles, the conversational positions, the logic, the "common sense" or of anything else.
  • Horror : failed.
  • Acting : no need.
  • Humour : this whole film is a bad joke.
  • Nudity : it should have been there but it wouldn't have saved anything anyhow.
  • Gore : not one bit.


Tout dans ce film est absolument tiré par les cheveux au point de provoquer une calvitie sanguinolente, malheureusement uniquement en tant qu'image dans le discours, car pas une goutte de sang ne transparaît sur l'écran : apparemment on vise le grand public ici... Tout est tellement forcé qu'il ne reste aucune crédibilité en rien, aucune élégance dans rien : ni dans les prises de vue, simplement nulles, inférieures mêmes à celles des catalogues des agences de voyages ; ni dans une histoire totalement vide de contenu, de trame, de personnages, de but, de faits, de tout ! Bien, mis à part tout ça, j'ajoute qu'il n'y aucune esthétique particulière ou quelque technique originale qui aurait pu sauver un minimum de choses, malgré la séquence de la chute de ce corps assurément très appétissant sur la tente du café qui, je suis sûr, n'est pas passée inaperçue mais qui, hélas, est très loin de suffire, et il n'y a pas non plus la moindre atmosphère pour rendre le tout un peu potable... ben, non, ce film n'a pas une gueule d'atmosphère et la brave Billie a bien raison de le trouver maussade ce dimance...

APPRÉCIATION Avoid.

ASSOCIATIONS

SEE ALSO / AVOID : # "Frantic [1988] [dir Roman Polanski] [USA, FRANCE] [vo en] [120min]" -Not Recommended

99. Shadow Puppets (2007)

Not Rated | 103 min | Horror, Thriller

Eight strangers with no memories find themselves trapped in an abandoned facility. As they desperately try to find answers and escape, their own Shadows attempt to consume them from the darkness.

Director: Michael Winnick | Stars: James Marsters, Tony Todd, Marc Winnick, Natasha Alam

Votes: 2,673

COMMENTAIRES Now, what do we have here ? let's see ... a *schitty* cheating boring crap that could definitely be saved by a horror porn comedy remake. And i mean a real horror and a real porn and a real comedy in the most savage, crude, grotesque and of course cynical meaning of each term rather than ... this.

100. Nemesis (1992)

R | 95 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Alex, a burned out LA cyborg cop, is forced by commissioner Farnsworth to find his former cyborg partner and lover Jared who's about to deliver sensitive data to cyborg terrorists who wish to wage war against humans. Is he being played?

Director: Albert Pyun | Stars: Olivier Gruner, Tim Thomerson, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Merle Kennedy

Votes: 6,773 | Gross: $2.00M

MOTS-CLEFS : {meurtres} {robot} {héros local} {tech fiction}

ASSOCIATIONS

SEE INSTEAD : # Screamers [1995] [dir Christian Duguay] [CA, USA, JA] [vo en] [108min] {militaire} {meurtres} {post-apocalypse} {robot} {tech fiction} Recommended



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