Well this gross kid, abused by everyone, seeks solace in his talking evil teddy bear from hell who tells him about this hole in the woods full of "trollilogs". He's like "Go check out this hole, I'm serious about the trollilogs." So the kid takes a break from looking at people's boobs to go look for this hole, and it turns out that the teddy bear wasn't fooling around; there really is a hole with hairy, crap-covered guys in it, and they want him to throw handicapped women into the hole for them to eat. So he does. He also lets them eat a guy in bad-looking shorts who likes to awkwardly throw footballs. And probably a couple other people, I don't remember. Anyway, it's fun watching people push this kid off his bike, and it's fun watching him subsequently feed them to trolls. Not one second of this movie is either good or boring. Some guy bought it off this video store I worked at for $50.00. That is right: fifty smackaroonies. He could have bought so much food with that. But instead he bought "The Pit". Yup.
Review of The Pit
