Strangeland (1998)
1/10
Pardon my French: PIECE DE LA CRAP!!!
12 October 2001
Anybody who first claims here he/she is 'a true horror fan' and than starts a story about this being a good film, should be taken out of their misery. People, this must definately be one of the most boring films ever made. I think I saw the r-rated version, since I can't remember seeing any of the "stomic turning torture" some folks mention here, but even if it had been there, this movie would suck harder than a Swedish pornstar. bad acting, no story, bad acting. Did I mention the terrible story? Listening to Dee Snider babbling a lot of semi-philisofical mumbujumbu about piercing and old rituals is the only real torture in this film...

Only thing good about this film is the remotely cool rock-soundtrack. Another 90 minutes scaringly well wasted. Avoid at all cost...
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