Review of Desert Heat

Desert Heat (1999)
2/10
JC does it again!
2 January 2001
The words 'Jean Claude Van Damme' are synonymous with bad films, and this is no different. What is amazing is that he gets away with being so bad film after film, and playing the same character time after time without anyone in Hollywood cottoning onto him!

Were it Schwarzenegger you'd know it was just a parody of himself; but VD isn't that talented -- these are the only roles he can play.

VD is a ex military person of some sort [I was too bored to pay too close attention to the detail here] who comes to find his ex mate who he saved and ask for his permission to commit suicide. We're not talking Nobel prize for literature stuff.

On the way the bike he brought for his friend is taken from him and he has to get it back. Fill in the gaps yourself, it doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Don't see it, it is rubbish.
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