Like getting slapped with a rotten sausage...
13 July 2000
I'm sorry, I can watch crap, but this takes the cake. Rather a glance into the writer's diseased mind than a lucid movie, we watch a bunch of non-actors go from scene to disgusting scene. I don't know what is more horrifying: naked goth chicks or those two guys pretending to be cops in a Ford Tempo. No, wait, I forget the zombie with a three foot d**k. It might as well be a middle finger with all the contempt the makers of this film have for their audience.

Good? Bad? It's all dark shades of gray in this film which has the stupidest ending and a completely unrelated summary ending designed for a sequel! I would ask you to watch it and see, but I'm not that cruel.

Plus, the special effects range from the barely acceptable squibs to the pathetic 'flying zombie baby' which is just a five cent toy at the end of a fishing pole.

In short, films are supposed to be enjoyable. All this waste of videotape does is make you lose five pounds in vomit alone. Putrid, disgusting, and without purpose.
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