The Touch (2002)
1/10
This movie is beyond comprehension
10 August 2002
Action, Adventure, Romance, Humor all rolled into one!

I think not. Who in the right mind would watch something like this? It is one thing to go into a bad movie knowing you are going to expect one. I would rate this movie worse than Mortal Kombat II.

The action moves overdone... this is just not the Matrix nor the Crouching Tiger.

Adventure is mediocre at best because it does not make any sense.

Whoever wrote this script needs to get their brains rewired because anyone will puke at the sight of any of the romantic interactions.

Humor? Yeah leave this one for the last because they are all dry. At least Jackie Chan has a funny personality which make his attempt honorable. Michelle on the other hand is like Jean Claude Vandamme making his jokes. And the entire cast is just a joke.

The funniest part is when it premiered in Malaysia, Michelle Yeoh was so adamant about destroying every pirated copy of this movie. I can see why.... This production should pass GO and head to the dumpster.
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