There are nearly no good technical aspects of this film with the possible exception of the first half of the beginning titles sequence and some occasional bits of good music. This will not bother most of the people that watch this movie. I came for nudity. You will find it here. I wanted silly humor. It will be there. I craved Misty Mundae, the woman without clothes, or as she is referred to in this film, White Thighs. Also, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Sharon Engert, and Shelby Taylor join Misty. The scenes with Anoushka and Sharon Engert are some of the most horrific I have ever seen, two giant piles of silicone rubbing each other, not how I want my kicks. Shelby Taylor has a full voice and attractive face, she would have been more fun to watch without implants as well. Misty may be small and pale, but I will take this pale rider over every playboy playmate any day of the week. Together they are in a flick with little replay value, so enjoy it the first time. The remake of Planet of the Apes is jabbed at, although it was itself enough of a joke that the jest is unnecessary.
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