This movie stole its every cliché' from the jaws movies.But whereas jaws made people afraid to go back to the beach, this pathetically poor piece of celluloid jam, will most certainly make people afraid to return to the video store. Nothing about this flick works, in even the smallest way. the acting is revolting, with not one actor providing a believable performance.The effects are pathetic, the plot is a piecemeal pastiche of jaws one,two,and three.but it is the editing and filming which really brings out the stink(in fact they should have called it stink attack as it more resembles a giant air biscuit,as if moby dick had suddenly cut the cheese).I dearly love the cuts of the boat scenes, where one second you are watching a distance shot of the boat in motion,then cut to closeup of the actors talking,and obviously the boat is going nowhere.what did they think, no one would notice?it might have been an OK first movie shot by the skin of their teeth(no pun intended),but this was the director's twelveth attempt.I would recommend this flick only to people who are extremely masochistic(people who enjoy,say, getting root canals).otherwise stay away from this ed wood reject.
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