I've seen a whole lot of movies in my day. I mean a WHOLE lot of movies. Club Dread is one of the absolute worst.
It's supposed to be comedy, or that's what I thought at least when I rented it, but there wasn't a single funny thing in the entire movie. Nothing funny, nothing remotely entertaining or interesting. When they chose to use the word "Dread" in the title, maybe that was an inside joke, that they thought was funny because they knew that it was absolutely dreadful.
The dialogue is incomprehensible for the most part, which is due to most of the "actors" mumbling most of the time. Even when the written dialogue is as bad as it is in this movie, you still want to be able to understand the words, and it is irritating when you find yourself watching a movie and realizing that you have given up even trying to understand what the actors are saying.
Okay, to tell the truth, one reason that I rented this movie is because of Jordan Ladd. There is one "special" scene with Jordan that was particularly odd, because she has an absolutely beautiful face, yet due to the incredibly bad lighting in that scene, her beautiful facial features were effectively obscured. Manifestly, the director and photographers had no appreciation at all for her beauty, and it is a shame that such a rare opportunity was given to such clueless idiots.
This movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Please don't rent this movie, because if you do, that will only give these people more money that they can use to make another movie, and that would be criminal.
It's supposed to be comedy, or that's what I thought at least when I rented it, but there wasn't a single funny thing in the entire movie. Nothing funny, nothing remotely entertaining or interesting. When they chose to use the word "Dread" in the title, maybe that was an inside joke, that they thought was funny because they knew that it was absolutely dreadful.
The dialogue is incomprehensible for the most part, which is due to most of the "actors" mumbling most of the time. Even when the written dialogue is as bad as it is in this movie, you still want to be able to understand the words, and it is irritating when you find yourself watching a movie and realizing that you have given up even trying to understand what the actors are saying.
Okay, to tell the truth, one reason that I rented this movie is because of Jordan Ladd. There is one "special" scene with Jordan that was particularly odd, because she has an absolutely beautiful face, yet due to the incredibly bad lighting in that scene, her beautiful facial features were effectively obscured. Manifestly, the director and photographers had no appreciation at all for her beauty, and it is a shame that such a rare opportunity was given to such clueless idiots.
This movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Please don't rent this movie, because if you do, that will only give these people more money that they can use to make another movie, and that would be criminal.