Review of Club Dread

Club Dread (2004)
1/10
Totally unfunny and charmless.A waste of time and celluloid.
21 July 2004
I think the summary says it all - This film is a big waste of time, every joke is beaten to death, none of the characters are likable (apart from the masseur), and I was glad when they died. Save your cash or go and watch Farenheit 911, or Spiderman II or just stay at home and watch anything else, just stay away from this movie. Not even Bill Paxton can save this, and that is saying something.

I don't think there is a line in it that doesn't mention 'getting laid' or 'getting drunk' and that is the highbrow humour! This isn't a homage to spoof movies or horror movies, this is a raping and humiliating of movie goers, and their love of movies. Whoever allowed this dross to be produced should be kicked out of Hollywood and sent to work in a nudey booth as a jizz-mopper, because they sure don't know anything about how to make a good movie.

Makes Police Academy 6 look like Police Academy 1. Avoid like a rash.
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