This is a total waste of one-plus hours that I will never ever get back. I am considering divorcing my formerly beloved partner, who forced me to watch this. How could she? I thought she loved me.
Even though I often love B movies, this one is a mess. Not an entertaining mess, just a mess. Somebody spent more than $100 on this -- there is more than one set, there is a full cast, there are costumes. The shots are generally clean and well set up. There may even be a plot, although it's a bit difficult to tell.
But the editing is inexplicable.
Troma is usually gloriously B, and full of deliciously unconvincing gore. In this case, they should have saved a couple of gallons of fake blood.
Be happy. Live long and prosper. Don't rent this.
Even though I often love B movies, this one is a mess. Not an entertaining mess, just a mess. Somebody spent more than $100 on this -- there is more than one set, there is a full cast, there are costumes. The shots are generally clean and well set up. There may even be a plot, although it's a bit difficult to tell.
But the editing is inexplicable.
Troma is usually gloriously B, and full of deliciously unconvincing gore. In this case, they should have saved a couple of gallons of fake blood.
Be happy. Live long and prosper. Don't rent this.