Future War (1997 Video)
1/10
Jurassic terminators chasing jean claude vandamme(not exactly)
28 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This has got to be one of the worst mis-combination knock-off films of all time.It steals ideas from Terminator,Jurassic Park,and martial arts films.Their Jean-Claude Vandammalike,really left a lot to be desired,especially as an actor.In fact most all of the actors were more like mobile statues than actors.But even worse then the acting,was the special effects,if you could call them effects.The dinosaur "trackers",were obviously little plastic toys,with the close-up shots being dino hand puppets.

Lets not even begin to talk about the cinematography.The horrible overuse of filters,the community theatre blocking,the bad perspective shots to try and make the dinosaurs look "larger than life".Then of course the usual continuity problems,and the plot.Oh man the plot.Few things can take a bad movie and turn it into pure flotsam like a bad plot.And this one has one of the worst plots I've ever heard of.I won't waste your time trying to explain it,because I could not even begin to follow it.Seems like a couple of cyborgs are chasing an escaped slave onto twentieth century LA.They have several dinosaur pets they use to track this slave.After that,I kind of got lost.I would only recommend this to fans of cinema terrible'.rp
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