Review of Hero

Hero (2002)
1/10
Terrible... Well, good for a laugh, I guess.
1 February 2005
Warning: Spoilers
It does contain spoilers.

I'm going to keep this short. There was nothing good about this movie.

1. Jet Lee can't act.

2. People don't fly.

3. People can't run on water. "The running on water I could kind of believe." (from some other user comment) If you believe that, you're not very smart...

4. Silk cannot stop arrows.

5. When people get impaled, they bleed from the place they were impaled. I saw a guy bleed from his feet after getting stabbed in the stomach and I saw a tree bleed after a woman got stabbed.

6. Keeping your writing class going while arrows are shot into the room is not heroic in any way; it's stupid.

7. Letting a maniac dictator live is a stupid message. If a movie with such a message was released in an Allied country during WWII, it would have been despised, not praised.

8. Leaves do not change colour within seconds.

9. You cannot make wind with your sword.

I can't believe anyone liked this movie. It has bad acting, ridiculously unrealistic physics, a terrible message and damned annoying sounds from the swords which sounded like feedback and hurt my ears.
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