Wow! Some really nasty comments about this movie. Folks, you're just not watching it right. You need three things: a good friend, a pipe wrench, and a bottle of gin. Now, toodle off to the kitchen, get the gin, and drink the entire bottle as quickly as possible. (Preferebly, in less than 15 minutes) Next, have the friend beat you repeatedly in the head with the pipe wrench, until you're not sure who you are, much less where you are. Now you're ready...pop the tape into the v.c.r. and enjoy!
See? Now it makes sense when "crime-fighters" hide and watch a guy get shot to death.
Now, of course a woman with road-kill on her head living in the suburbs can be a superhero.
Of course, its perfectly logical that a major corporation would develop an "atomic hearing aid." (the nuclear powered enema is next...!)
Why would'nt there be a race of mole people living under the southern California beach?
(What do you mean, it dosen't make any damned sense at all? Have your friend hit you in the head a few more times!)
So, I hope I've helped everyone attain a greater appreciation for this fine....Oh God, I can't go on!! Ten minutes into this piece of cinematic sludge, you'll pray someone stops by with a tape of "Manos" for you to watch instead. Anything but this. Look, if you like pain that much, there are people in clubs in any major city who are trained ...
See? Now it makes sense when "crime-fighters" hide and watch a guy get shot to death.
Now, of course a woman with road-kill on her head living in the suburbs can be a superhero.
Of course, its perfectly logical that a major corporation would develop an "atomic hearing aid." (the nuclear powered enema is next...!)
Why would'nt there be a race of mole people living under the southern California beach?
(What do you mean, it dosen't make any damned sense at all? Have your friend hit you in the head a few more times!)
So, I hope I've helped everyone attain a greater appreciation for this fine....Oh God, I can't go on!! Ten minutes into this piece of cinematic sludge, you'll pray someone stops by with a tape of "Manos" for you to watch instead. Anything but this. Look, if you like pain that much, there are people in clubs in any major city who are trained ...