This could actually be the worst movie I have seen, nay, endured. The only reason I can say that I watched this movie to its unforgettable( only for the worst possible reasons) was to see if this movie was going to keep topping itself in its ability to worsen itself in the face of insurmountable odds. Having seen Chyler Leigh in Not Another Teen Movie, I was interested to see her in her only other full length effort to this date. Kickboxing Academy is one of those movies that gives you hope that you could mug a kindergarten child, steal his finger painting, show it to a production company and they will give you several million dollars to waste whilst fooling Z graders into prancing around in front of a Hi-8 to the detriment of their own careers. I would say they regretted doing this instead of porn, because the transition from porn to big budget flicks would have been easier than from this. I say instead of this movie being a skeleton in the closet of all involved, it is a mob of brain eating zombies the likes of the Dawn of the Dead remake ready to burst own and gorge on the rotting flesh of their credibility. Galaxies intentionally imploded rather than giving up their stars with which to rate this movie. I resent IMDb for not having 0 points as a score option for without it my rating is a gross misrepresentation. Give me back the 80 minutes you owe me.
Review of Kickboxing Academy
