Review of Doom

Doom (2005)
2/10
This is hilariously stupid.
23 October 2005
Warning: Spoilers
What a bad movie. Honestly. The acting was terrible. The plot was stupid. The virus makes monsters when it finds an "evil gene". What kind of crap is that? The characters were so crappy and boring. There were all these mentally unstable marines and that doctor who new a lot but didn't tell them anything for no reason at all. Actually, she might have had a reason, but I was either too busy laughing or trying to figure out any one of the previous parts of the story that made little or no sense.

The best part of the movie is when the guy becomes super-human (because of a DNA alteration which shouldn't affect him anyway) and they start showing the first person mode and he's fighting the guy (who is a now a giant pig or something like that) in the wheelchair with a chainsaw (the pig is in a wheelchair, not the superhuman guy). At least then, there is no pretense about having a plot or good characters. It's just violence which exists for some reason or another. It's awesome. I think they should have taken out the other 95 minutes of the movie.

At any rate, I would very much recommend this movie if you have run out of other things to do. I mean ANYTHING ELSE. Like, licking stamps or something is preferable... the movie is that banal.
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