Review of Slither

Slither (2006)
1/10
Night of the Creeps - anything that made it good + cg= Slither
11 April 2006
Warning: Spoilers
So from the people that brought us the Dawn of the Dead remake, and the scooby doo movies, comes Slither! A gory, sick, and funny romp of fun and extreme scaryness! What a load of LIES! First of all, all the gore in this one is nothing but Computer generated nonsense. It wasn't sick, or anything, it was just...there. Everything was pretty tame, and fake. The "funny" bits were mainly adding curse words to the dialogue that half sounded like annoying audience heckling. Oh also everyone is a hick in this movie. The only funny parts were the shameless attempts at horror. a small shadow, the size of one of the slugs, passes by, that you could barley notice, and a jump in the music scares you. It was nothing more than a lame attempt at a Shawn of the dead type of comedy movie, with even lamer attempts of horror.

The only thing close to a redeeming factor for this crapfest, was a useless, small clip of the Toxic Avenger. The part where the nerd sticks the mop in the jacuzzi. LLoyd Kaufman also made a cameo as an extra. No dialogue at all. just him as a drunk. Wasted elements.

SLither was nothing more than another "remake" Like Dawn of the Dead 04, except it didn't keep the name of the original. Instead of wasting your time and money on this, go watch what this movie tried to rip off of, Night of the Creeps! Or a Troma movie. Thats all this movie made me feel like, was to go watch more troma movies. Those are funny, gory, extreme, and entertaining, all opposites of Slither.
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