3/10
Unkindest Cut Of All
15 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
About two reels into this merde Gerard Depardieu takes an electric carving knife to a salami. In the world of Marco Ferrari this is the epitome of subtlety; after spending about two thirds of the movie totally and full-frontally naked Depardieu, in search of an encore, takes the same electric carving knife and removes his own penis. That's all, folks. I've said it before and I'll say it again, people actually pay good money to watch rubbish like this and actors - mostly French - who should know better lined up to appear in Ferrari movies, none more often than Michel Piccoli, who played in at least three. Here, in addition to Depardieu and Piccoli Nathalie Baye also makes an appearance though mercifully brief - for her career, not the viewer. Ferrari seems to be saying ... er ... anything you like and if you're a pseud and/or Academic you're gonna love it. Otherwise there's always the Texas ChainSaw Massacre for those who don't understand, like, or can't deal with REAL movies.
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