Drive-In Massacre is one of those movies that many people call the worst film ever made. For one, those people are mistaken. They obviously haven't seen Criminally Insane 2 or Lunch Meat. This movie goes into that category of being "so bad it's good". We have clumsy and dark filming, horrible editing, atrocious acting, and some of the most hilarious set-ups for a massacre. What isn't there to like?
The story is one of the things that adds the charm to this disastrous film as it never really makes any sense or comes together. The movie starts out at a drive-in theater with two teenagers making out and then getting horribly butchered by a maniac with a sword. Well, this starts the movie and brings in our two main bumbling characters, two over weight detectives. As they bumble around the case more people end up butchered at the drive-in. What will happen next?
I have to say that some of the lines in this film are almost to much to take. A particular scene in which the two detectives are drilling a man who they think might be the killer. In a crying state the man says out loud "All I wanted to do was beat my meat!". This movie is filled with one liners like that and I don't know if they were intentional or not. Another great scene is when the two detectives are undercover and one of them is dressed like a woman.
This is one of those movies that just needs to be seen by a specific crowd as it is obviously not for everyone. 6/10
The story is one of the things that adds the charm to this disastrous film as it never really makes any sense or comes together. The movie starts out at a drive-in theater with two teenagers making out and then getting horribly butchered by a maniac with a sword. Well, this starts the movie and brings in our two main bumbling characters, two over weight detectives. As they bumble around the case more people end up butchered at the drive-in. What will happen next?
I have to say that some of the lines in this film are almost to much to take. A particular scene in which the two detectives are drilling a man who they think might be the killer. In a crying state the man says out loud "All I wanted to do was beat my meat!". This movie is filled with one liners like that and I don't know if they were intentional or not. Another great scene is when the two detectives are undercover and one of them is dressed like a woman.
This is one of those movies that just needs to be seen by a specific crowd as it is obviously not for everyone. 6/10