If you look deep (and I mean deep deep DEEP) down inside, you can see the germ of an interesting, almost Kafkaesque idea here: evil government people secretly watch, then kidnap, interrogate and torture unsuspecting citizens to stop any "subversive activities". The execution, however, is so unimaginably atrocious that you just sit there watching the film in disbelief, wondering how the hell it got distributed and even released on DVD! The ineptitude and incompetence are clear right from the start, when a (naked, of course) girl is shown escaping from her cell by sliding BETWEEN the bars! Wow, I wonder why more prisoners never think of that! The "explanation" for all the events at the end is so laughable that even the "actor" (using the term loosely, apart from Julie Strain there are no professional actors here) that delivers it can barely contain his laughter. I never thought I would give a movie that has girls with big guns AND Julie Strain going lesbian such a low rating, but this thing is SO bad that it leaves me no choice.
Review of Big Sister 2000
