4/10
The dead find a new way to corner the living.
14 April 2007
Now that the producers of zombie movies have done it in the air, is there any place left where they haven't done it? What about underwater? They could use the same script but on a submarine. I dunno, though. I think hysterical civilian passengers trump hysterical sailors. Still, it's a thought.

This movie seemed a little too long for me. I guess there wasn't enough humor and real scares. The producers needed to either cut 15 minutes where nothing was funny or scary or re-do some of these scenes. About 3 quarters into this thing (maybe earlier), I got weary. After all, one can take just so much "Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!" -or whatever the hell these undead were saying- until they become tedious.

I'm giving this movie 4 stars out of 10 (one of the stars is for Kristen Kerr who should immediately be signed up for toothpaste commercials) which means that if you don't catch it, it's no great loss. I suspect that early teens will find this more interesting than the rest of us seasoned horror fans. I don't want to mislead you, however, it DID have some winning moments (Alas! Too few!) so it's not a complete dud. Check it out if someone offers to pay your way. You'll get a chuckle or two, and about three-quarters in, a little nap time. Love, Boloxxxi.
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