Dear God, Please reimburse me for the last 2 wasted hours of my life that I will never get back. I would love to meet the pitch man for this movie. He must be able to sell ice cubes to Eskimos! How on earth could they get so much talent to sign on for this crap? I was hooked in the beginning. It started very interesting with the Cajun dialog and the half ass attempt at Morricone score. However, the rest of the film might as well have spent the past five years hidden in Christopher Walkens ass next to my fathers gold watch.
I truly felt sorry for Ernest Borgnine bringing stellar talent to the role only to have it wasted in such a film.
I truly felt sorry for Ernest Borgnine bringing stellar talent to the role only to have it wasted in such a film.