First the positives:
badly acted, poor direction, terrible production values, and as stiff as super-glued cardboard...
if I say that the best and most natural actor in this is the adult star Ron Jeremy then you'll understand why I am not overexcited...
Now the bad...
Has all the appeal of dried-up week old pizza, boring generic plotting with little to redeem it: script is just about as exciting as cold, weak tea, when trying to have fizz just pops and dies... can really say nothing nice about this...
if it a choice between watching this or watching paint dry -- watch the paint... you'll thank me...
The tagline is "Are you in, or are you out" Out cold, thank you very much...
badly acted, poor direction, terrible production values, and as stiff as super-glued cardboard...
if I say that the best and most natural actor in this is the adult star Ron Jeremy then you'll understand why I am not overexcited...
Now the bad...
Has all the appeal of dried-up week old pizza, boring generic plotting with little to redeem it: script is just about as exciting as cold, weak tea, when trying to have fizz just pops and dies... can really say nothing nice about this...
if it a choice between watching this or watching paint dry -- watch the paint... you'll thank me...
The tagline is "Are you in, or are you out" Out cold, thank you very much...