You don't need an intelligent script. ("More holes than a Michael bay film"....yes, but Michael Bay films are watchable!!)
You don't need quality acting. (The master at work indeed...Dean Cain....look at him go...)
You don't need to make sense. (Scorpions turn you into a zombie!!)
You don't need to spend money. (Marvel at the effects)
Throw any old junk together. Don't spend to much time developing it or making it or even caring about what your doing.
Why do all Starz Media films start with a bunch of soldiers in the jungle? Then proceed into the realms of utter nonsense?
Yes the internet may be contributing to the demise of fine feature films but drivel like this being made and then being reviewed as "Great", "Excellent movie" and "Better than expected." can't be helping.
Films like this a lowering the quality bar.
There will always be an audience for this type of terrible movie and they'll always claim:-
"It's a great movie, best zombie flick ever" - What other zombie films have you seen exactly?
"Ideal for Saturday night fun!" You really should get out more if you think Saturday night would be improved by this.
"Better than expected" That says it all, you thought it'd be a bad movie before you watched it.......so why did you watch it? If you thought "Fire may burn my body" would you then jump into a fire to see if it's a bad a burning as you thought?
Unless...
How many of the reviewers above actually work for the company that produced the film. Does IMDb double check this?
I'm lucky, I'm being paid to watch this drivel. I'd advise you to avoid it (and anything else Starz Media produces) if your not in such a fortunate position.
However if your a brain dead text jockey, suffering from an excess of forehead grease, who gets his jollies off by seeing more blood, more bad acting, nonsensical plots and some very feeble post modernist pop culture references...then this is the movie for you!
They have the cheek to have a pop at Michael bay in this film, his films may have plot holes but they're far superior to this hokum! And ultimately more watchable and more profitable.
Film making used to an art form once......
You don't need quality acting. (The master at work indeed...Dean Cain....look at him go...)
You don't need to make sense. (Scorpions turn you into a zombie!!)
You don't need to spend money. (Marvel at the effects)
Throw any old junk together. Don't spend to much time developing it or making it or even caring about what your doing.
Why do all Starz Media films start with a bunch of soldiers in the jungle? Then proceed into the realms of utter nonsense?
Yes the internet may be contributing to the demise of fine feature films but drivel like this being made and then being reviewed as "Great", "Excellent movie" and "Better than expected." can't be helping.
Films like this a lowering the quality bar.
There will always be an audience for this type of terrible movie and they'll always claim:-
"It's a great movie, best zombie flick ever" - What other zombie films have you seen exactly?
"Ideal for Saturday night fun!" You really should get out more if you think Saturday night would be improved by this.
"Better than expected" That says it all, you thought it'd be a bad movie before you watched it.......so why did you watch it? If you thought "Fire may burn my body" would you then jump into a fire to see if it's a bad a burning as you thought?
Unless...
How many of the reviewers above actually work for the company that produced the film. Does IMDb double check this?
I'm lucky, I'm being paid to watch this drivel. I'd advise you to avoid it (and anything else Starz Media produces) if your not in such a fortunate position.
However if your a brain dead text jockey, suffering from an excess of forehead grease, who gets his jollies off by seeing more blood, more bad acting, nonsensical plots and some very feeble post modernist pop culture references...then this is the movie for you!
They have the cheek to have a pop at Michael bay in this film, his films may have plot holes but they're far superior to this hokum! And ultimately more watchable and more profitable.
Film making used to an art form once......