Pervert! (2005)
5/10
Pervert!
20 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
"We've got a killer cock to catch, we'll talk about love some other time."

Absurd, goofy sex goremedy and a homage-of-sorts to Russ Meyer flicks stars New Orleans college student, James(Sean Andrews)returning home to the desert to see his widower hillbilly father, Hezekiah(Darrell Sandeen)who is shacking it up with a boob-heavy slut named Cheryl(..the notorious Republican porn star Mary Carey who ran for California governor). Hezekiah wishes to put his son to work and has James helping with chores around the house. Soon Cheryl and James are having at it, humping all over the place as pa sleeps. Meanwhile a creature of some sort is moving about the place at night..what could it be? Soon Hezekiah finds his son and Cheryl doing the nasty, quite irate and mortified, resulting in her mysterious disappearance. Later, Hezekiah picks up another slut, Alisha(Sally Jean)who ridicules James non-stop while keeping pa happy in the sack. When James discovers Cheryl whose head comes off while the creature attacks Alisha, he suspects Hezekiah as the culprit. Inlisting the aid of a supposed nurse, Patty(Juliette Clarke), who is not who she appears, maybe James can, once and for all, discover whose responsible for the murders.

That creature, if you must know, is a stop-motion claymation penis(!)which detaches from James thanks to a voodoo ritual involving the idea of picking up chicks with ease resulting in a curse..this takes penis envy to an all new level. In fact, we soon the discover that the penis is "female" and attacks other girls because it's jealous of the affections it's master gives them! Lots of tits and some sex, with a ton of gross sound effects..purposely juvenile and embracing immoral freedom. Director Jonathan Yudis portrays an unpleasant auto-mechanic with overalls, a Nazi swastika tattoo, grease, bad teeth, speaking in rap lingo(!), and giving off an attraction to James, whose car he's working on. The females in the film, particularly Mary Carey who knows no shame, are quite uninhibited. Lots of blood coming towards the final half of the film when the attacks begin. The penis actually has eyes and sharp teeth! Must be the first time that there's a camera point-of-view from the eyes of a penis! There are various film breaks featuring a naked woman doing various things like riding a golf cart, for no apparent reason whatsoever. The filmmakers attempt to achieve the aesthetic visual styling of Meyer, such as the unusual camera angles, general raunchiness, and featuring voluptuous women with very large jugs. Shooting in the lonely desert, with bright blue skies, around a farmhouse. Hezekiah has a wooden shack where he keeps art representing women from chopped up meat and animal parts! Lots of homosexual jokes on display as well. I found some of this movie amusing, but often felt they tried so hard that the comedy often feels really forced. There's a naughty spirit from the very first reel to the last that's certain to appeal to the obvious crowd this film is aimed towards. Heavy use of split screen throughout as well.
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