Just under a year ago, I reviewed a film on this site entitled Silent Bloodnight. In my review I was scathing beyond belief and boldly labelled this movie as the worst film ever made. Stand back boys and girls because I'm going to print a retraction. Pervirella IS the worst film ever made and makes Silent Bloodnight look like The Ten Commandments in comparison.
Ususally in my reviews I will give a plot outlay. However, from which ever angle you approach this movie, it makes absolutely ZERO sense. There's no plot to be followed, then there's the acting which is unwatchable.
It's sad that this particular group of British filmmakers are sadly responsible for a series of badly written, badly performed and badly produced horror flicks, that have done nothing but bring the British Film industry into disrepute.
I'm all for people trying to make movies that are a bit different and 'arty' and I'll usually welcome films of that nature. The makers of Pervirella tried to be 'arty' but succeeded only in hiding behind a surreal blanket of nothingness.
Emily Booth is the reason I watched this stinker as she seems to spend most of the movie wearing either very little, or nothing at all. I'm all for that, I've fancied 'boof' ever since she was a game reviewer on British TV in the early 90's. So the only two reasons to watch are her breasts, The left one and the right one.
For those that care, there are also fart-and-you'll-miss-it cameo's by both Johnathan Woss and Mark Lamaar. For those who don't, (like myself), there's always Silent Bloodnight to fall back on.
Stick this one in the bin or wherever you feel it prudent.
Ususally in my reviews I will give a plot outlay. However, from which ever angle you approach this movie, it makes absolutely ZERO sense. There's no plot to be followed, then there's the acting which is unwatchable.
It's sad that this particular group of British filmmakers are sadly responsible for a series of badly written, badly performed and badly produced horror flicks, that have done nothing but bring the British Film industry into disrepute.
I'm all for people trying to make movies that are a bit different and 'arty' and I'll usually welcome films of that nature. The makers of Pervirella tried to be 'arty' but succeeded only in hiding behind a surreal blanket of nothingness.
Emily Booth is the reason I watched this stinker as she seems to spend most of the movie wearing either very little, or nothing at all. I'm all for that, I've fancied 'boof' ever since she was a game reviewer on British TV in the early 90's. So the only two reasons to watch are her breasts, The left one and the right one.
For those that care, there are also fart-and-you'll-miss-it cameo's by both Johnathan Woss and Mark Lamaar. For those who don't, (like myself), there's always Silent Bloodnight to fall back on.
Stick this one in the bin or wherever you feel it prudent.