daguero-871-855043 Review of Panic

Panic (2002)

So bad movie that it becomes enjoyable (WARNING - Plot details uncovered)

[1/10 · 15 October 2010]

It is not a bad movie, it is the worst one I have seen in my life. Where to begin with ? Computer animations have been done with an IBM PC XT of 1982. For those not being born at that time, screens were monochrome (green) and they run at the amazing speed of 0,004 GHz. Graphics are so crude that I suspect they subcontracted them to high school students from a country which always appears in CNN in the wrong continent. The blonde air hostess is OK: she had beautiful eyes. More or less the best in the film. The young lady with the brown hair had at least a beautiful short haircut and a sweet smile. This is the only thing I can say of polite and positive about her. The pilot character is as believable as your uncle disguised as a clown for your 8th birthday party. You know who is he, but as an educated boy you keep it for yourself. The bad guy is the best. His contact lens in his right eye, and his badly done half mask were purchased in a cheap Chinese import shop after Halloween was over. In fact, the Chinese salesman paid the producers for taking them out from his shop. The airline was something like Domain Airlines (please correct me if I am wrong). Thank you for the warning. Next time I will purchase a ticket in Oceanic Airlines... There is an error in the script. My nerves would have appreciated if the fat man who hates flying should have disappeared earlier. The film was so, so bad, that it became enjoyable. Finally, at the end, I appreciated it.