5/10
Cheap Canadian imitation Texas does NOT look like real one
6 April 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Guess what, Hallmark people. 2009 British Columbia does NOT look like 1863 "Brazor, Texas," United States of America. When will you movie makers get it through your heads that Canada looks like CANADA--a desolate, mostly underpopulated wasteland good for a few national parks and North America's major French-speaking enclave, but with little else to brag about? Even if the Canadian government desperately throws around film credits so movie producers actually are PAID two Canadian dollars for every world dollar they spend on their projects in that country does NOT mean that it is responsible to constantly bamboozle Americans with all these fakey low-rent counterfeit phony baloney ludicrous attempts to pass off Canadia as an authentic and\or historic American setting. If you want to be paid to make a film in Canada, fine--but either tell the movie goer IT'S HAPPENING IN CANADA, or do not place it ANYWHERE, or--if you are EMBARRASSED to tell a Canadian story, but you feel your story must happen somewhere--make a name up, such as Oompah Loompah Land.

The plot of this so-called western is silly, the acting is third-rate, the dialog is worse, and the climax is downright laughable. The U.S. Congress must extend truth-in-packaging laws to the film industry, since this would save film fans so much time and money. Since most projects from Canada are next to worthless, particularly those that try to stand in for ANY part of America, forcing Netflix, DVD distributors, and TV channels to apply a "black box" warning to such merchandise (just as currently required for the pharmaceutical industry when it packages questionable drugs) would help diminish what must be a dangerously rising level of antipathy toward all things Canadian on the part of their abused southern neighbors.
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