1/10
The Longest Wait for Nothing
13 January 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Aussie trash film tries terribly hard to build sympathy for its characters--but not hard enough.

With the dream state of the old farmer at the start, we think something might show--dream to present--to explain various happenings, dead birds and livestock.

Nothing happens except jumping into shitty trucks with crap rifles--was this made in Tennessee--along with a weird slut who's pregnant (is she going to give birth to the animal-eating monster?) along with a lot of Jimmy Buffet knock-off music.

Could have been lots of laughs, but NOTHING, nothing happens; half way through you realize the film takes itself seriously and begin to shut down into a state of stale popcorn.

This film is a total waste of time.
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