Review of Silent House

Silent House (2011)
1/10
Was this trying to be soft core porn?
14 November 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I don't know where to start. Twenty minutes in and I have been scratching my head. We have seen outside several times and it is daylight. Why is it pitch black in the house? It is daylight in my home right now, I have the drapes open and it is blazing bright in here. Why are they walking around with lanterns? I know why, the director needs to find cheap ways to build suspense and thinks the viewer is a moron. Open the drapes.

Now to the porn question. We have seen more of the female star's cleavage than her face. Don't get me wrong, I did like what I saw, but it was so gratuitous that it left me thinking again, the director has no idea how to captivate an audience, so go for cheap tricks. Keep it dark and show a lot of cleavage.

Don't get me started on the calibre of acting. I am Canadian and my country produces copious amounts of video garbage. This movie made me think it was Canadian.

OPEN THE DAMN DRAPES!! I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!
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