1/10
The PIRATED Movie
5 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Stupid teen flick with lame references to many other films - those references masquerading as "jokes".

A frumpy Kristy McNichol plays a frumpy chick named 'Mabel' who gets conked on the head and subsequently dreams about living in the swashbuckler days surrounded by bisexual pirates and a handsome young man called 'Frederic' (Chris Atkins). As usual, Kristy tries to bluff her way through a film as if she can act, this time asking the audience to believe that she's actually 'hot' and a 'rrrreally gooood singer'.... pffft.

The only truthful thing that can be said about the performances of the leads in this movie is that Atkins is better.... and prettier.
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