This is what happens when someone wants to cash in to a movie franchise that doesn't have a clue on how to make movies. American pie, the movies where you see teenagers getting drunk, doing stupid stuff and girls, and a lot of people without shirts. However, no movie can be funny, if there isn't a halfway decent plot to advance the funny story.
Hole in one just gets everything wrong. Steve Talley plays Eric... ERIC! As in, an actor from another American Pie who plays Dwight Stifler, is now in another "American Pie" but as a new character... Anyways.. he plays Eric, who hassles people at golf. This works out for him just fine, until he loses a high bet to 2 weirdos who happen to be plastic surgeons. Since he cant pay them the money, they then freaking electrocute him to knock him out and give him... hold on tight for this one... T*TS!
And that is the whole plot... the rest of the film, is Eric trying to hide his new double D's, and finding a way of getting rid of them.
And you might think he could just go to any other plastic surgeon to get them out. But no, this movie even invented a law or some cr*p that would make it illegal for other surgeons to remove them. Something about it being a patented procedure.. my bare donkey.. boob jobs are boob jobs whether it's a guy or a girl that gets them.
The high point of ridiculous mediocrity, is when one of Erics obnoxious friends see the tits and dives right in.. in public.. motorboats them, and Erics other friends had to freaking DRAG the freak away from Eric..
In short, this movie is ridiculous, tedious, and boring. Not even once did it even make me smile. And i'm sorry but i can't see anyone with an IQ over 20 or under the age of 15 even slightly enjoying this piece of horse p**p. (excuse my french)
Hole in one just gets everything wrong. Steve Talley plays Eric... ERIC! As in, an actor from another American Pie who plays Dwight Stifler, is now in another "American Pie" but as a new character... Anyways.. he plays Eric, who hassles people at golf. This works out for him just fine, until he loses a high bet to 2 weirdos who happen to be plastic surgeons. Since he cant pay them the money, they then freaking electrocute him to knock him out and give him... hold on tight for this one... T*TS!
And that is the whole plot... the rest of the film, is Eric trying to hide his new double D's, and finding a way of getting rid of them.
And you might think he could just go to any other plastic surgeon to get them out. But no, this movie even invented a law or some cr*p that would make it illegal for other surgeons to remove them. Something about it being a patented procedure.. my bare donkey.. boob jobs are boob jobs whether it's a guy or a girl that gets them.
The high point of ridiculous mediocrity, is when one of Erics obnoxious friends see the tits and dives right in.. in public.. motorboats them, and Erics other friends had to freaking DRAG the freak away from Eric..
In short, this movie is ridiculous, tedious, and boring. Not even once did it even make me smile. And i'm sorry but i can't see anyone with an IQ over 20 or under the age of 15 even slightly enjoying this piece of horse p**p. (excuse my french)