Midnight Mass (2003)
2/10
Shoddy everything. Avoid it like a vampire plague.
14 May 2013
The only thing horrifying is the script, and the acting, and the makeup...

Let me start by saying that I am a huge fan of the novel upon which this turd is based. The book? Fantastic.

The movie? Not so much.

Let us start by stating that referring to the acting in this movie as "wooden" would be to over-emphasize any realistic flexibility this cast has. Seriously, ventriloquist dummies have a greater depth of emotion.

Of course, then there is the fact that it seems every other scene is people walking around in the open, at night...you know...when vampires can get them? The vampires themselves? The only way they could look cheaper is if they were merely wearing t-shirts that said "Vampire" on them.

Avoid this stinker.
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