Monster Pies (2013)
Monster Pies after school special
12 August 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Kid#1 losing brother in freak accident? check.

Kid#2 with catatonic mother and little sis with down syndrome? check.

Kid#1 & kid#2 falling in love? check.

Catalyst for kid#1 & kid#2 falling in love school project for kids giving their own version of Romeo and Juliet immortal love story? check.

Abusive father for kid#2 driving him to bad decision? check.

From trauma to trauma unsparing editing? check.

Amateur, unfortunate chemistry between the kids? check.

Full fat lips Dafoe-perfect for the job, though the job is not done if you excuse my pun? check.

Shameless presentation of suicide? Your call.

Add all ingredients with two chunks of cringe-worthy Beethoven pianistic sentiment and chill; spill on screen.

Garnish with snowflakes.

Goes best with monster pies.
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