0 stars for this goofy pirate flick which features Kristy McNichol (I call her Krusty McCluckol) as a lame dreamer with designs on being popular.
Cliché gay pirate jokes, dumb songs, atrocious choreography, bad acting, incompetent direction, confused plotting, and general miscasting are some of the problems encountered when viewing this film. How McCluckol secured this role is beyond logical thinking. Chris Atkins as the male lead is at least pleasant to ogle. Too bad the same can't be said for Mucknuckle who resembles a sleepy chicken with a bad haircut.
A prime example of a studio having leaped before they looked.
Cliché gay pirate jokes, dumb songs, atrocious choreography, bad acting, incompetent direction, confused plotting, and general miscasting are some of the problems encountered when viewing this film. How McCluckol secured this role is beyond logical thinking. Chris Atkins as the male lead is at least pleasant to ogle. Too bad the same can't be said for Mucknuckle who resembles a sleepy chicken with a bad haircut.
A prime example of a studio having leaped before they looked.