jessegehrig Review of If Looks Could Kill

If Looks Could Kill (1991)

This didn't have to be a movie, we all could have made better choices

[2/10 · 2 September 2015]

We are in a mad age. It is the time of fevered dreams and compulsive obsessions. And we, we are the people of the Mad Age, conspicuous consumers living in constant fear of missing out on the big thing the new thing the best deal. Oh you bargainers, you bargain hunters you savvy shoppers. What did you buy ? With all your shopping smarts, what great bargain did you buy ? You bought a 1991 Richard Grieco movie. It's a spy spoof, but also and actually its a vehicle for Richard Grieco to showcase his awesome early 90's hair. You bought it you own it, If Looks Could Kill is some cursed albatross that you will wear hung from your neck to your grave.