. . . on the eve of America's first 2016 Presidential Debate between Donald J. Trumplestiltskin and Hillary C. Hotrodhammer. Since Porky Pig is first pictured here by Warner Bros.' always prophetic Animated Shorts Division in the company of an offensive Racist Stereotype, Today's viewers can quickly deduce that Porky IS Donald J. in PATIENT (only thinner and cuter). The cat-like androgynous "Dr. Chilled Air" is portrayed as an inane giggler, with little or no respect for the Hippocratic Oath it's taken to Protect America. Dr. Chilled Air is all about one thing: The Redistribution of Wealth. Since Porky (as Donald J. is so Rich that he can afford to have an entire Birthday Cake (with LIT candles) tucked inside his tummy, Ms. Hotrodhammer reverts to her Hillary Care daze and attacks Trumplestiltskin with a box saw in a wild attempt to divvy up this loot! As this seems to be a match made in Heaven, the Looney Tuners close PATIENT by showing the couple in bed together. (I once heard a something about "Muskrat Love," but after the musk wears off, you're just left with two very fat rats!) I found PATIENT to be so disturbing that I heeded Warner's warning and boycotted the "Big Debate."
Review of Patient Porky
