Santa's Slay (2005)
1/10
If Santa Claus was a rowdy demon
21 January 2017
The movie isn't boring, that's for sure. Full of over-the-top action and cheesy evil laugh, Santa's Slay tells a tale of murderous Santa Claus demon (played by wrestler star Bill Goldberg) who was locked underground for a thousand years because he lost a curling match to an angel, but now he's back and he will skewer the Jewish, scorch the strippers, bomb the Christmas carolers and slaughter those who bicker at Christmas dinner.

I like some B-movies but mostly horror B-movies and this was aiming for 'funny', not 'scary', so it flew a bit off the mark for me. The special effects were laughable, as was the plot and the acting, so I sure got a lot of laughs out of the movie, but it doesn't really offer rewatchability. Plus, I'm not a wrestling fan.

I can appreciate why the movie has its fans but I expect that even the most loyal fan will concede that it's a movie that's not for everybody.
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