oscaralbert Review of Porky's Phoney Express

Porky's Phoney Express (1938)

Many people have mistaken the barbarians chasing Porky . . .

[6/10 · 18 March 2017]

. . . throughout PORKY'S PHONEY EXPRESS for Native Americans. Nothing could be further from the Truth. This gang that cannot shoot straight (one featured pursuer keeps shooting an arrow into HIS OWN horse's head!) has very little resemblance to Native Americans, and their culture. The "Indian" who turns into a snake is a dead giveaway that these are NOT intended by Warner to be ACTUAL Native Americans, but Phony ones, as this cartoon's title would suggest. (Think the Mountain Meadows Massacre, in which Mitt Romney's ancestors dressed up like Pretend Indians on Sept. 11, 1857, and massacred 120 men, women, and children in one of that cult's most famous acts of Radical Mormon Terrorism against Christians.) However, MOST of Porky's blood-thirsty pursuers bite the dust BEFORE being barred from crossing the City Limits into Red Gulch. Warner obviously is warning We Americans of the (Then) Far Future against Fake Redskins, as well as the Red States themselves (or "Red" Gulch). After the lead elements of Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin's odoriferous Rump\Scents Puppet Administration (including ALL the Deplorable Cabinet Members, all but one of the Crime Family Conspirators, the top 1,000 Campaign Bigwigs, each of the soon-to-be-permanently-outlawed Fellow Traveling Governors, High State Officials, Congress People, and Military\Law Enforcement Goons) are executed (preferably in QE1's Noggin-on-a-Pike fashion), the remaining Deplorables and their families will be given 30 days to Self-Deport to the country of their choice with assets limited by Extreme Vetting to a maximum of $10,000 per head. Close scrutiny of the final frames of PORKY'S PHONEY EXPRESS indicates that Warner recommends the remainder (if any) of Putin's Traitor Party be forcibly stripped of all weapons, property, and other ill-gotten assets and removed (after ANDROMEDA STRAIN-style De-fleecing and appropriate X-ray and body cavity searches) North to Canada for a Seven Generation Cooling Off Period.