Review of Neron

Neron (2016)
1/10
Finding Neron
4 July 2017
Warning: Spoilers
The Rosemary's baby DVD cover coupled with the title and the fact the there is only one baby in the film and is named Neron after the DC comic demon, doesn't leave me with a lot of plot spoilers to ruin this near-fine Eric Roberts film. Kevin (Yves Bright) goes to Mexico, gets messed up, like witch doctor peyote messed up, and wakes up on the side of the road like a thousand other guys except 5 years later his wife Ally (Kacey Clarke) is going to have a baby!!! Okay I really missed the connection, but she looks at an eclipse during her baby shower which means...heck I don't know but the Hispanic help (Ashley Cordelia) really freaked out. Ally has little Damian Neron and everyone around him gets a set of black contact lenses, then dies, but doesn't. But once they are dead, they come back to life, and you kill them again, they really die the second time because...I don't know. But it seems to me if you die from a bullet to the brain, come back to life, a bullet to the chest shouldn't even phase you. And one theological spoiler. In case you were out looking for the Holy Grail, it was been melted down into a dagger which you think would work its way back into the film at some point.You would think.

The script was really sad. It was like the two guys took turns writing paragraphs and they were thinking of different story lines. Has some camp potential. Awfully big baby for one born prematurely.

Guide: F-word. Sex. Nudity
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