If you are paying to watch Baywatch, then you oughtn't write a review for Vertigo.
This is Baywatch, based on, well.. Baywatch. What did you expect? Something out of the cerebral wedlock of Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock? Yes there are dick jokes, and the dialogue is sophomoric at best. The actor were pretty, and for once, Priyanka Chopra gets the fate she deserved and all is well with the world.
If you went into this expecting a taut, suspenseful thriller or some kind of an emotional epiphany or dialogue that would make you want to become a better human being, then something is certainly wrong with you! This is a campy movie that even the makers and actors do not take seriously, why should you?
This is Baywatch, based on, well.. Baywatch. What did you expect? Something out of the cerebral wedlock of Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock? Yes there are dick jokes, and the dialogue is sophomoric at best. The actor were pretty, and for once, Priyanka Chopra gets the fate she deserved and all is well with the world.
If you went into this expecting a taut, suspenseful thriller or some kind of an emotional epiphany or dialogue that would make you want to become a better human being, then something is certainly wrong with you! This is a campy movie that even the makers and actors do not take seriously, why should you?