I was hoping (almost praying) this would be an acceptable CREEPSHOW knock off, but it isn't even worth feeding to the crate monster!
The first story is the worst one. Very cliched and disgusting. OK, so only men are guilty of seducing women in college, uh huh. Of course, let's stereotype, yay! Those damned men! So this "righteous" female tortures her boyfriend in a bathtub while stealing his money because he seduced her while she was drunk. Well, in my opinion, that makes her just as vile. But no, the producers want us to give her praise. Sorry, not from this boy. Not when these same folks probably think it would be AOK if such roles were reversed. Sexism and rape are not a one-way street, at least not in the real world.
This movie is supposed to be a tribute to the golden age of drive-in movies (equals LOL!), but it fails to convince on so many levels.
First of all, if the producers can only go back as far as seeing "The Dark Knight" listed under a Now Showing sign, you know they are bonafied noobs whose only drive-in experience probably came from sitting at home watching action movies on an HD projector.
Oh, don't forgot to throw a zombie usher into the mix, there are definitely not enough zombies in Hollywood these days, uh huh. Right. These guys are about as original as counterfeit money.
I imagine they were able to spit out this drivel only because of reliable connections within their magic circle (like a wealthy aunt or two). Unfortunately, they're not the only ones and that's a big part of why the horror genre has sunk so low - talentless brats producing muck films you don't even want to use as insomnia remedies.
It's not at all surprising that streaming channels offer so many of these mock-horror cheapos free of charge. Who would be dumb enough to pay for them? Please, don't answer that.
Review of Drive-in Horrorshow
