The superhero flick that never was.
I can summarize this movie in two sentences without giving you any spoilers...
"Ahhh Aaaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!" and "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??"
Had this movie had some actors and some dialogue other than the above two sentences it might have been a sleeper hit! As it was, the hero was horribly portrayed and wholly unbelievable. My ears were hurting from his screaming by the end of the movie.
The "villain" was about as good as he was in Riddick, although that's not saying much. However, he was the bright spot in the movie... the only bright spot.
Again... put some actual thought into dialog and make the hero get through the movie without making your own vocal chords hurt and you have a decent movie.
I can summarize this movie in two sentences without giving you any spoilers...
"Ahhh Aaaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!" and "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??"
Had this movie had some actors and some dialogue other than the above two sentences it might have been a sleeper hit! As it was, the hero was horribly portrayed and wholly unbelievable. My ears were hurting from his screaming by the end of the movie.
The "villain" was about as good as he was in Riddick, although that's not saying much. However, he was the bright spot in the movie... the only bright spot.
Again... put some actual thought into dialog and make the hero get through the movie without making your own vocal chords hurt and you have a decent movie.