Evolution (2015)
1/10
A 5 minute movie stretched to 81 minutes. Ugh.
8 June 2018
The movie reminds me of slow drivers on the interstate that go slower than the 40 mph minimum. There is only 5 min of dialog, and 76 minutes of super slow scenes. In fact, you can watch grass grow faster than this movie.

The story is absolutely stupid because it is not credible. Just like a joke has to contain some truth in order to be funny, a movie has to do the same (cartoons are the exception). If you make a movie where a real giant squirrel jumps from Mars and eats the earth and it takes 81 mi minutes to finish, you will get some 10/10 ratings, but not by me. In summary, the movie is similar to modern art, where a painting with only a round dot is considered superb and exquisite.
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